It seems I, <O, Drinking> Am intoxicated *hic*

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    Beyoncé had been searching throughout her new home when she came upon someone's stash.....of alcohol. Now Beyoncé had never touched alcohol being cut off as a child but this liquid smelled interesting so she began to drink.....and drink...and drink. By the end of the stash she was stumbling down the halls singing at the top of her lungs.

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    "Will you shut up?!" the demon snapped.She didn't like singing



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    "S-Screw off *hic* I'm singing happy tunes." She meowed smiling. Her pupils were tiny as she looked at Firepaw. "Hey you're the insane one a-aren't you?"

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    "im not insane" the demon scoffed."You are"



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    She shrugged while laughing, "Eh. I'd rather be insane t-then boring. And yeah!!" She did love singing but when it was blaring in the halls it wasn't nearly as good. She meowed still laughing, "I-I *hic* do love s-singing."

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    Papa smelt the strong call of alcohol. He hadn't had any of that in a while. He watched Beyonce stumbling about and singing and laughing in her drunken mess. "You're in a good place now, aren't you girl?"


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    [color=#797979][font=georgia]This was about the only thing he disliked about Darkclan - everyone was usually drunk off their ass. The large gorilla sighed as he walked over, cocking a rock at Beyonce.



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    "Yes I am good sir. You don't look too happy Mr. Grumpy." Beyonce meowed ducking for a moment before meowing at Buck, "You should lighten up."

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    "Is there any left?" Came the questioning look of Hermione, yeah she liked alcohol. Even if she wasn't supposed to.


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    "Looks can be deceiving, love," the old hybrid replied calmly and glanced over at Buck. "But you do look annoyed, son."





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    [fancypost bgcolor=#0f0f0f; borderwidth=0px; width: 470px; max-height:; text-align: justify][size=11pt]"And you should shut up," the lioness growled irritably as she padded over, her dark eyes narrowing into slits at Beyoncé. She promised herself then to never sleep in camp again, to always go back to her vault, because idiots like this one would wake her up. "Some people are trying to get their beauty sleep," Regina said and held her head high in a regal manner as she glared at the drunk female.


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    "Why yes my good friend." Beyonce meowed dragging out one of the 2 bottles still left. Licking her lips she broke open the other one and glared at Regina, "Goodness you're *hic* u-uptight. Want a sip? I-It might *hic* help." She asked pushing the bottle over.

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    [fancypost bgcolor=#0f0f0f; borderwidth=0px; width: 470px; max-height:; text-align: justify][size=11pt]"I don't do rum...or whatever that is," she said with a frown and pushed it back, watching as it rolled towards Beyoncé again. "Or daytime drink for that matter."


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    "Ehh. I stumbled upon it." She meowed grabbing up the bottle and smiling, "What do you like to do Regina? I wouldn't be surprised if you had poisoned this rum." She meowed taking a swig.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; text-align: justify; font-size: 11px;]Bodhi padded over, confused. He thought that there was no more alcohol in DarkClan. Well, guess someone had a hidden stash somewhere. The fox watched, not saying anything.

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    [fancypost bgcolor=#0f0f0f; borderwidth=0px; width: 470px; max-height:; text-align: justify][size=11pt]"Well, if I did poison it you'd probably be dead right now instead of continuing to waste yourself," Regina replied with a lash of her tail. Why did Beyoncé want to know what she liked to do? She decided to answer the question. There was a chance the drunkard wouldn't remember her answers later. "Um...well, I have a heart collection, I like to tend to my apple tree, and I like to poison things."


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    Raising one imaginary eyebrow Beyonce turned to look at Regina. She meowed laughing a bit, "Heart collection? You have some strange hobbies! Though I do like plants. Is that where you got that apple from before *hic* f-from?"

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    [fancypost bgcolor=#0f0f0f; borderwidth=0px; width: 470px; max-height:; text-align: justify][size=11pt]"I like to keep prizes from my victims," Regina defended with a flick of her ears as Beyoncé went on to ask her about her apple tree. "Yes, that's where I got my apple from."


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    "Well I really would like to sp-peak with you more *hic* but I'm feeling *hic* t-tired." She meowed smiling at Regina. Beyonce liked making friends and was an overall friendly person.