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| [fancypost bgcolor=#ffffff; bordercolor=#000000; borderwidth=2px; width: 420px; height: 300px; overflow: auto; text-align: center; color: #FF7E00; opacity: 0.6;] [size=14px]It had been blistering hot all day. Like, cook-an-egg-on-the-sidewalk hot. Hot enough to where every cat, dog, mouse, and pet of every other kind didn't even dare leave the shade of the fancy and fenced off trees that dotted the unusually upscale neighborhood. But luckily for the poor human companions, the heat was slowly dying off as the sun dipped low in the sky, spreading it's magenta fingers through the golden strings of flowers as they from the laburnum tree from where it stood, weeping over the neatly arranged fauna in a certain tuxedo cat's garden. "If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits? Puttin' on the ritz." While this oddly melodic voice would be full of life and bursting at the seams with joy, it just sounded kind of... normal. Of course you'd only notice the difference if you've heard it before. Hat jumped off the roof of his old kitty-playhouse and strolled through his housefolk's garden. Everything in this garden was exactly as the tuxedo tom remembered it; perfect. Absolutely perfect. Way too perfect. While Dean, his older male housefolk, had an awesome green thumb, he was also way too anal about pretty much everything. The flowers were arranged into rows according to color. The trees were trimmed and the hedges were cut into perfect cubes and orbs. There wasn't a shred of crabgrass in sight. Everything was tame. Everything was proper. It irked the crap out of Hat. "Different types who wear a daycoat, pants with stripes and cutaway coat, perfect fits. Puttin' on the ritz." Instead of spinning around and striking a pose as per usual, Hat simply kicked a pebble out of a small rock garden around a flowering shrub he never learned the name of. At least there'd be one imperfection now. Hat sighed, then scratched at the cute little purple waistcoat one of his housefolk's pups put on him. Jesse always liked to dress him up in outfits. Luckily he'd been able to ditch the ridiculously tall tophat before he came outside, but wasn't fortunate enough to escape a pair of pink John Lennon glasses. "Dressed up like a million-dollar trouper, tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper-" A rather raspy and heavily accented voice cut in with a short yet sarcastic "Super duper." A small scowl flashed across Hat's face, but was gone as quickly as it came. He just continued on. "Come, let's mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks or umbrellas in their mitts. Puttin' on the-" "Ya know somefink? I bet I can 'tink of at least twelve uzer songs be'er than tha'un, yeah?" The tuxedo tom turned towards a slab of grey fur that was literally slung over a branch of the laburnum tree. A striped tail dangled towards the ground limply. Hat stuck out his tongue and said, "You know, the song would fit better if you'd quit interrupting." The striped tail twitched, but said nothing else. Hat puffed his cowlick out of his face, straitened his tie, and continued, but this time with a large amount of forced enthusiasm as if he was trying to prove something to the slab of grey fur. "Have you seen the well-to-do up and down park avenue on that famous thoroughfare with their noses in the air high hats and arrowed collars, white spats and lots of dollars spending every dime, for a wonderful time-" "Puttin' on the ritz!" "Dangit Argie, that doesn't come after every single verse!" "Kiss my stripes, metro!" "Make me, fathead!" "Why don'cha go jump in a lake, yeah?" A third voice practically ripped through the two fuzzballs' argument, not only scaring Hat out of his wits, but startling the dangling raccoon so badly that it fell out of the tree. "WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO JUMP IN A LAKE AND LET ME SLEEP IN PEACE!!" Mitzu glared at both the fallen raccoon before climbing back into her birdhouse and slamming the door. [/size] |
[c] Wendigo