OH HAI---
My name is Kes. No relation to Keswick, Katniss, Katnip, and or the letter. Please don't ask, brings up... terrible... memories. But, I digress. My intentions for this forum are big, and, drawn out over a nice, simple to read, PowerPoint presentation.
Sadly, though, your eyes are to weak to behold it's power.
Oh, and that. That's my friendly, friendly narrator that will not eat faces. He often tends to get be off-track, though, so you may just want to know that his name is Bob. For future reference, of course. He was on the PowerPoint, but you never listen. Oh, but why am I here?
SIMPLE, FIEND. POWER.
Actually, no. I just want some entertainment. Of the highest quality! And which series can provide that? No, not Portal, a book series. No, not the Hunger Games-- look, it's Warrior Cats, okay? I've read my fill on that, and now...
You, people of the internet, shall carry on it's legacy! (inmyheart)
Well, you being proud over with if you'd be so kind, I'd like to explain just who this Kes person is and why she will not stalk you down with a chainsaw to sell you girlscout cookies.
One, she rocks at roleplay. How is this so? She's insane. (shaddapi'mfine)
Two, she's stupid. 'Nough said.
Three, she lives in a TEENAAAAGEE DREEEEAAAA- /shot'd
Four, the end*.
ANY QUESTIONS?
(you will be baked, and there will be cake)