church of the flying spaghetti monster

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    why is this a real life religion
    cries




    but i mean on the internet it's gonna be sooooo fun
    "ALL HAIL SPAGHETTI MONSTER'
    u forgot flying u traiter gtfo




    that's how it'll be with quincy omg




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    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 400px][justify]there needs to be
    like
    a fanclan
    with pastafarian as their main religion


    spaghetticlan


    tribe of flying spaghetti monster[/justify]

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    i'd cry then i'd laugh a lot and have like 50, 000, 000 chars in here all based off of pasta
    one would be named macaroni, lasagna, spaghetti, noodle, tomato [bc sauce yaknow], spaghettishell, etc. etc.




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    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 400px][justify]just imagine


    'ok gais no we r not windclan stahp calling us that we r trieb of flaing spageti mnstr


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    i bet scarclan would stop attacking
    everybody in there would be like
    "well who should we attack today"
    'windclan'
    'ew no they're those weirdo pastafarians or whatever the flip i'm not going there ok'




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    everyone would think we were crazy XD
    omg lol


    "we must sacrifice pasta to the all great and powerful flying spaghetti monster
    flying spaghetti monster is life
    flying spaghetti monster is love"


    i would probably make an italy O3O
    and have italy make pasta all the time

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    there was a kid i knew named italy and i was like 'u r hot cmere' bc he was a qt




    'all hAIL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER'




    what IF SOMEBODY SAID PASGHETTI MONSTER INSTEAD OF SPAGHETTI MONSTER OMG
    'all hail pasghetti monster'




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    i believe you can ?? on the inTERNET




    haha omg




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    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 400px][justify]they could like
    go to other clans and preach


    'hello sir would you like to hear about the miracles of the flying spaghetti monster'[/justify]

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    'excuse me but do you have any time to talk about the flying spaghetti monster'




    they could have missionaries omfg




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    Missionaries lol FInn can be one
    'hello yes would you like to convert to pastafarian'
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    we should SO have missionaries please




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    GRIMM CAN MISSIONARIES BE A THING AND CAN IVAN AND FINN BE ONE AND QUINCY TOO OMFG THIS WILL BE AMAZING




    flips out ahhhHHH




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    'Henderson asserts that a decline in the number of pirates over the years is the cause of global warming.'
    THIS




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    Quote

    "Since you have done a half-ass job, you will receive half an ass!" The Great Pirate Solomon grabbed his ceremonial scimitar and struck his remaining donkey, cleaving it in two.


    —Slackers 1:51–52


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