This sucks, and I need to get this off my chest.
This is mostly ranting, so if you don't like ranting then I suggest you go to a different website like hello kutty where everyone lives in perfect harmony and nothing sucks.
Sorry. I'm just SO DANG AGITATED!
Okay, here's why:
Well I guess there's more than one reason. I'll have to explain this first.
I like to take quizzes that are like 'what would your life be in _____'s world(or whatever)'. They're cool, and I like to see what the authors think that the characters would think of me. Now, I'm no Mary Sue, so I don't expect every single person to like me, and that's fine.
It's just-
Some people-
With the love interest-
Ugh! I get so annoyed when people say almost all of the Sonic characters have a crush on me. It's annoying and I know it's not true. Here's why: (this is going from least weird to weirdest, btw)
1) Sonic
Just because I'm friendly with my friends doesn't mean me and Sonic are soul mates. Everyone thinks because I like to laugh at jokes means, "Oh! Sonic loves her and they live happily ever after the end." Oh, and if Sonic likes me, that means Amy Rose and Sally Acorn hates me.
WHAT?!
First of all, if Amy Rose hated everyone who dated Sonic, all of those girls would probably need the hospital as a speed dial. Second, do you see Sally hating on Mina or Fiona?
(I don't really like the comics, anyway, so I'm going to ignore those characters for the rest of this)
I love Amy Rose; EVERYONE who roleplays with me or reads my stuff knows that. If not dating Sonic means I'll be friends with her, I'll do it!
Boyfriends last for a short time, but friends are for life.
2) Tails
Some people think, hey, Tails loves all of the shy people, because he's shy.
Um, no.
Fist of all, Tails is not shy. Most, in fact, all of Sonic's friends are his. He's humble, yes, but that doesn't mean he avoids compliments completely.
Secondly, I'm NOT shy! I'm just quiet around people I'm not familiar with! (And being with the Sonic characters themselves would probably freak me into my shell anyways.) But Tails, just no. I'm sort of smart, I guess, but not at Tails level.
Chaos no.
I would try to listen to him but probably end up thinking what ai would do if I suddenly caught on fire or something. And when I did warm ul to Tails, I'd probably a bit overwhelming for him.
I talk A LOT, and tend to go on rants without even knowing it. So Tails listening to me would probably get the same result as me listening to Tails.
3) Silver
Again with the friendliness.
People think since I'm playful around my friends Silver would like me. But the truth is, I probably couldn't even scrape up the courage to say hello. And even if I did, Silver's not like what some people think he is! A lot of people put him as childish and playful and ignorant.
WOULD A CHILDISH, IGNORANT, PLAYFUL TEENAGER GO BACK IN TIME TO SAVE HIS FREAKING FUTURE?!
AND FREAKING TRY TO KILL SOMEONE!
Unless they were insane, and I know that's not the word to describe Silver.
The truth is, I think we'd be friends, maybe good friends, but not a couple.
LET ALONE SOULMATES.
CHAOS.
4) Knuckles
WHAT?!
*mind blows up*
I would be as annoying to him as Sonic is.
If I ever talked to him.
Or if he ever noticed me.
End of story.
5) Shadow
What.
What.
Just...
what.
No.
Stop it.
Shadow? No. Just no!
He wouldn't... I wouldn't...
*sighs* This is honestly the one that confuses me the most. Like I said before, a lot of people think Shadow would like me because I try to be ni e and I'm really shy when it comes to socializing with people I've never met. But really I doubt Shadow would even look a me twice. And if he did, and we actually got to a point where we actually felt comfortable around each other...
...opens my big mouth.
I talk a lot, and I mean a lot.
I'm like Rainbow Dash.
On steroids.
With much more horrible jokes.
I know Shadow would immediately get annoyed and run away. Or, you know, he might blow me up for false advertising.
The fact is, the biggest reason people'd think Shadow would like me, or anyone, is because I or they are like Maria. Now I think that's a lie. Yes, I try to be kind, yes, I am often softspoken and shy, but I am not and never will be Maria. Besides, Maria wasn't shy.
Heck, she broke her grandfather's rules just to get some company!
I don't like comparing myself to her because I feel like I'm not good enough for someone. I talk a lot, but only around my closest friends. I'm shy, but only around those I don't know.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT THIS ON A FREAKING QUIZ?!
So, don't compare me to Maria, please!
Because if Shadow goes by how Maria acted, he's never going to like me, case closed.
So, uh, you can contradict me, I guess. if you have an arguement against me that Knuckles or Silver or whoever would like me because of so-and-so, go ahead, break a leg.
And you'd better give me a good reason for Shadow, lol.