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Dis da complete truth I AM: A lame shut-in I KNOW: A lot of things. Mostly useless things that won't help me in life. I WANT: To be the person in my fantasies. I HAVE: ((I can't think of anything for this??)) I WISH: I had friends. I HATE: People. You see the conflict? I MISS: Being the age of 4. I HEAR: A lot of different peoples conversations at the same time, its a skill I have... I SEARCH: Up random stuff on the internet. It's all I do. I WONDER: About life. I REGRET: Being born. I LOVE: The internet. I CARE: About nothing. I ALWAYS: Make myself depressed doing these. I SING: Never. I CRY: Because I'm lonely. I WRITE: Nothing. I have no motivation oh god I'm a waste. I LOSE: Nearly everything. I can't win. I TEND TO: Hate myself. I LISTEN: To music lolol I NEED: At least one friend I'm going crazy... I AM HAPPY WHEN: When people actually take time out of their day to talk to me. But oh that never happens... I SHOULD: Probably talk to people first but it's literally impossible for me. It really is. I CAN’T: ^^^^^^^^^ Talk to people. I COULD NEVER: - I WOULD LOVE TO: Have a friend that would be there for me and not just talk to me for like a month then ditch me like always. Seriously what is wrong with me?? Why does everyone hate me??

#85 STRIKE OUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE Had Beer Smoked an entire cigarette Done drugs. Written on a bathroom wall.Read a George Orwell book. Had a physical fight. Used Twitter. Listened to Lady GagaBeen in a car accident. Gotten suspended. Gotten expelled. Been allergic to something. Got a computer virus.Touched a real gun.Had a dog.Had a cat. Been pregnant. Camped outSwam in the ocean.Wore a bikini. Driven a car Been sent to the principal. Ever liked someone. Failed a class. Failed a test. Went to summer school. Got worse than a DGot A’s, A’s and B’s.Read an entire book. Recorded my own music. Had an xbox. Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. Wore fishnets. Wore skinny jeans.Hated someone. Been cheated on. Cheated on someone. Practiced Christianity/Catholicism. Worn makeup. Lied to my parents about where I was going. Had surgery. Had my license. Been to college. Graduated high school. Attempted suicide. Self harmed. Worn colored contacts. Painted my nails black. Broken someone’s heart. Had my heart broken. Cried for an hour straight. Lost something very valuable. Got separated from one of my parents as a kid. Broke a bone. Gotten stung by a beeEaten something bad/expired. Threw up from being so drunk. Saw someone throw up from being so drunk. Danced with someone of the same sex. Owned an ipod Danced with someone of the opposite sex. Owned an iphone. Fell for a best friend. Stole a friend’s significant other. Went far away from home for more than a week. Moved out. Ran away. Had a job. Been fired. Lied to a friend. Lied to a family member.Had a Facebook. Posted a video on Youtube. Started a rumor about someone. Talked bad about someone. Dropped out of school. Deliberately failed a test. Been skinny dipping. Counted to a million. Counted to a thousand. Ate rabbit meat. Ate duck meat. Had fast food.Been to Church. Been to Canada. Been married. Had a divorce. Broke a glass. Hugged someone today. Texted someone today. Received a phone call today. Threw something out of the window. Ignored a text from someone on purpose.Wish you were somebody elseHad my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them. Kissed someone Been to a concert Seen your favorite band live Met a celebrity Met your favorite band Own more than 10 CD’s

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You didn't think I was actually going to be serious about this X3 That face at the end is already a bad sign owo what's this??

Are you an innie or an outie? INNIEEE Lower your voice jeez i sound meen ): i was mean ewie

Have you ever written a song? No. I tried once though It was probably shit umm xcuse u henny but the bird in a coconut tree song was lit imagine a 16 year old person looking an (emotionally stunted) 14 year old in the eyes and saying "it's probably shit" fucc dude

Can you make change for a dollar right now? No. I have no money DX stop with the faces dumbass shhshshshh

honey don't get ur knickers in a swizzle i have money now!! about 500 bucks in the bank !! not much but hey !!

Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet? It surprises me that I haven't yet I'm surprised too. You don't seem to have a shred of intelligence. hhahhha i don't tho imagine ME roasting someone on their intelligence like,, sweetheart no

Have you ever written a poem? Yes and it sucked giant inflatable balls of steel was that necessary. Was it. wanna know whats necessary,,, not that tho tru my eyes hurt :(

Do you like catsup on or beside your fries? Always. Always. The question was ON or BESIDE. And p.s., beside. people who put their ketchup on top of their fries shouldn't be trusted... too barbaric ok but why is ketchup spelt like that lol

Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? Yes. I failed horribly though Not technically, it was for school. i wish i could be one now tho but i'm old ):

Have you ever written a book? Actually, yes. It was called Stranded, and it honestly wasn't that bad. It was that bad idiot. It was cliche as fuck. i actually hate that thing but jeebus lighten up lmao oh god i think back on that and cringe,,, the ORPHANAGE SCENE I WAS TRYNA GET OPPRESSION POINTS

Have you ever broken a mirror? Yes. With my ugliness I dropped it When??? Did I break one?? Add periods yeezus. i actually remember breaking one kind of,, it's fragmented.... like that mirror must have been lololololol

Are you superstitious? Kinda... Stop with the fucking ...'s and get to the point. i'm going to cry why was i so bitchy that day i,,

What is your biggest pet peeve? Teenagers. Oh yes I'm edgy and hate my age group.How punk rock. lmao the only edgy one here is the black text so as a newly turned 19 year old, teenagers are actual children how can you be afraid of them,,, but they are quite anNOying

Do you slurp your drink after it's gone? ... lol i don't understand Was I REALLY this bad??? shhh honey it's okay,, and plus i'm worse now !!

Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? Yesss that was like part of my childhood TBT to the days when i could drink milk without dying

Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Neither. Burgers are gross I still think they're gross. i secretly eat burgers they're not that bad pls don't tell my parents they'll say i told you so

Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? No

Would you ever parachute out of a plane? Yes. Hand me the parachute! No that sounds terrifying. You just wanted to seem "cool". take a drink every time 2016 me was edgy

What's the most daring thing you've done? Idk. Ziplined. Rode a rollercoaster. Walked through a dark hallway.

When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? They don't give me an option i feel like if i asked for paper they'd give me it,, but i've never tried and i've never seen anyone exit my walmart with paper bags so idk huehuehue this tho,, never have i once seen a paper bag in my walmart

True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. False. I don't like steak all that much @ steak: just as i thought.. TRASH

Did you have a baby blanket? Who didn't?

Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? Kinda. My parents would have spanked me with a chainsaw, so I only cut an inch off of a single piece. again... was the violence needed? as you can see, 2016 me, i go through many phases. oh but the violence makes for wonderful 14 year old charm

How did that turn out? Didn't even notice it.

Have you ever sleepwalked? No

Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? Lol no XD I know where I'm having it this year! We all know that was a dirty lie. You're not "random". i actually have to disagree here. the subject in question does seem very randum. ur just a meanie my 19 year old ass wants a chuck-e-cheese birthday party ugh

Can you flip your eye-lids up? Ew gross no bish why would i want to tho i cri. it's so scary

Are you double jointed? Most likely not

If you could be any age, what age would you be? 4. 4 WAS A GOOD AGE True. if i were able to turn back time, i'd go back to feb 20, 2012. My pixie hollow account was complete then, such a good era

Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Not in my hair, but all over my face and jacket at school... It wasn't that bad. Stop over-acting these things. (If that was the correct word to use?) oooh we got a fancy intelligent debater here friends,,, 'was that the correct word to use' who cares honey :)

Do you ride roller coasters? Yes. Ones that don't go upside down What's your favorite carnival ride? THE SWINGS FTW! Calm your tits child. ur telling this child they can't be excited about things? what a l00zer lolz

What is your dream car? Idk I don't wanna learn to drive! i honestly hate myself for this,, story time hoes so get comfortable. my dad took me out to practice my 'driving' for the first time, and i actually enjoyed it. i thought it was going to be terrible but i really didn't mind it. i've been telling my parents i 'hate driving' and that i 'never want to do it' but honestly i kind of want to now. gg me ya played yaself

What is your favorite cartoon of all time? You think I can choose!?

Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? ...No (hmmmm... I wonder what they taste like...) They'd probably taste horrible. There for dogs not humans. fuck i wanna eat me a scooby snack rn

If so, would you eat another one? I would eat a first one XD No you wouldn't. dang son but i kinda do,,, just a curious wonder

If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Probably shout fuck

Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? No

Can you pick something up with your toes? Yes. If I'm careful

How many remote controls do you have in your house? 6. Maybe 7.

Have you ever fallen asleep in school? Kindergarden Naptime... That doesn't count my friend. but kindergarten was school ;-; there's no winning with 2016 me

How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? 0. Never been in one

How many foreign countries have you visited? 0. You have no idea how bad I want to explore the world though

If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? Yeah... GIMME DEH GOLDDD!!! That gold medal would probably be worthless. You wouldn't fucking do it don't lie. LOL CHILL THO WHO SALTED MY CORN FLAKES

Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? I don't know stop overwhelming me! Rich and unhappy because money is the only thing in this world that matters. i honestly still have that mentality though.

If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? I'd probably struggle then sink like an idiot It would be smart to do nothing. But we all know you're lacking in that area. shhhshshshshhhh Baby don’t cry tonight eodumi geochigo namyeon Baby don’t cry tonight eopseotteon iri dwel kkeoya mulgeopumi dweneun geoseun niga aniya kkeunnae mollaya haetteon So baby don’t cry cry nae sarangi neol jikil teni

Do you ask for directions when you are lost? No. I just go where the road takes me Pointless quote #1 LIVE LAUGH LOVE LOL AMIRITE??

Have you ever held a Mexican jumping bean? No

Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Alice

Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? Box of crayons. You can still use them!

Do you prefer light or dark bread? BALL OF FUCKIN BROWN Light Don't bring the ball of brown back up. Please. but in this household we worship ball of brown

Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Neither. Eggs are gross True that.

Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? No

Do you talk in your sleep? Most likely

Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? Mow the lawn. I like playing in the grass stuff left over...

Have you ever played in the rain? I still do No you don't. You haven't played outside for years. i have my friends,,,, chip, penny, and used napkin

Did you make mud pies? I still do XD (how old am I?) See above. mud pies were the SHIEET BRO

Have you ever broken a bone? Nope! Bonez of steel! Z's in the place of S's are illegal. ur attitude is illegal ):

Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? Yes cause kittens are adorable! I fucking wouldn't have. i can't climb trees tho so true

Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Yes duh. Crocodiles have longer mouths.

Do you drink pepsi or coke? Both

What's your favorite number? 2 P.S. it still is.

If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? I don't know, I hate cars -_-'

Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? ... yes Ooh, a bottle of shampoo. How scandalous. SSHSHSHHSHSHHSHHH U HAVE OUTED ME STPP

Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? No. Surprised I haven't yet.

Do you use regular or deodorant soap? Regular i think...

Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? Yes. I'm a dumbass retarded fuck Say it again for the people inthe back. you forgot a space between in and the who's the dumbass now lololoolol

Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Simpsons voices...

If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? Can it be anime? No you weeb. anime is (sing it with me) t To ThE r tO tHe a To ThE s tO tHe h *rhytmic clapping*

Do you need corrective lenses? Yes. I never wear them though. I don't really need them that much. Seeing (or not seeing) as you can't see the giant text on the board when you're in the front row, I think you do need them. hueheuheue ur so punny in a cunty way

Would you hang out with / date someone your best friend didn't like? I don't have irl friends... ::foreveralone::

Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like? I don't have fucking irl friends. STOP RUBBING IT IN MY FACE! Be chill dammit. but 2016 me is the opposite of chill...

Have you ever returned a gift? No. My parents would shoot me Be fucking real for once. i am who i.m. pls don't trash young me ;-; all these kpop references making me miss the good ol days of not being bored and/or older than over half the groups that debut

Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? If I really hated it Bastard. lIkE yOu WoUlDnT

If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? Competitive doing nothing Stop trying to be funny because you're obviously failing. stop trying to be edgy cause ur obviously failing ): stop it you two ):

If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be? Idk I don't watch the olympics

How many pairs of shoes do you own? Like, 2.

If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? I'd whisper it dissecretly to my mom (it has happened before) Can't seem to remember this moment

Do you sing in the car? No. Everyone's ears will start bleeding and they will cough up their liver while running into a unicorn x-ing sign. No stop. This makes me cringe. honestly both of these answers make me cringe, both need to chill

What is your favorite breed of dog? All? Pug. CORGI!!11!! samoyeds, alaskan malamutes, and aussies are the sweetest babbies uwu

Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? I don't have money, but I would Let me ask you something... would you really? ok but i'm so tired of 2016 me. they were such an ass

What is your favorite fruit? grapes

What is your least favorite fruit? Banaynay That's not a fruit. I think the correct wording would be banana. ssSCHCHSHSHCHCGNGHHAH 2016 ME IS CRINGIER THAN MY YOUNG SELF

What kind of fruit have you never had? A mango

If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? The free sample store o_o No such thing, sorry. u just havnet luked ): i'd choose a clothes store, i need a new wardrobe

What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? Idk

Are/were you a good student? I am really dumb, but I actually BEHAVE in class. I am surprised you did.

Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? I don't have irl friends, again.

If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? SURVEY CORPS! Air Force Anime refrence 1/? i honestly hate anime now i can't- "Anime was a mistake"

What do you think is your best feature? My eyes

If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? Heavy-ass metal. Or generic pop, that's where I'll most likely succeed. It would be for pop. i'd kill to be a singer. like,, i fantasize about it so much f me in the heck i really wanna be a singer

If you were to win an Osacr, what kind of movie would it be for? A comedy or Sci fi

What is your favorite season? Summer. NO SCHOOL! Summer is horrible. Fall and winter are where it's at. winter is so nice,, so dark and dreary and gray. i just love it ah that time we drove through the mountains and it was foggy and snowy,, good times, i tear

How many members do you have in your immediate family? 4 including me

Which of the five senses is most important to you? Sight. I couldn't bear if I was unable to look at hot anime guys. And the most cringeworthy sentence in this entire questionaire goes to... oh yeah anime guys sure are hot *gags* is it possible i'm gay now for the attention because goddamn that was so straight

Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Painter. Be real. i said this before but i realllylyyyy want to be a singer. too bad i can't sing for shit whoop whoop (<-- aka my lines (;(; where my nct hoes) guess who still stans nct... idk me i guess,,, yall i miss b.a.p

How many years will/did you end up going to college? College? Do you want fries with that? You are going to college no-matter-fucking-what. i imagine myself slapping my hand vertically onto my other hand with each word after college. did that make sense? nope. guess who's failing college? this guy

Have you ever had surgery? Tonsil removal

Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? Football player o_o You disgust me. hahaha but true tho why'd i pick football player? football scares me. concussions galore !!

What do you like to collect? yaoi pictures GOOD GOD NEVERMIND THE ABOVE... JEEZ WHAT HOLY FUCK. I NEED A SHOWER OH FUCK. (And p.s. I collect more "yuri" pictures now. ;) ) i don't think i fully understood the concept of "yaoi" back then. i thought it was just two boys kissing, not full on sex lmao. but yaoi (and yuri) is fetishistic as fuck so no thanks. I collect kpop meme reactions now teehee i fetishized gays so much back then >~< and to think my "yaoi" content was literally hetalia

How many collectibles do you have? like idk Like, ohmygod. I am sooo random. the correct spelling would be *randum. get ur facts str8 m8

What one question would you add to this survey? Llamas. That's not a fucking question. That is your sad attempt at being random. let them have a question about llamas!! The question: what was in the water i was drinking lolol

I feel like i've lost my personality lol