"HELLO THERE JACOBS SISTER!" Dani said, waving slightly x3
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Erin waved, clearly confused as she neared the trio "Mmm, hi have you seen.." she spotted Jacob "Heh nevermind...he's right there.."
The eleven year whimpered slightly as he grabbed Dani's sleeve "Help me! She's going to kill me!" he whispered, his voice trembling with fear. (How do you say drama queen?)
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Dani smiled and chuckled, "She seems nice, maybe you're afraid of her because she's your sister." she said rolling her eyes. "Hey there! I'm Dani, and that is satan- I mean my sister Chris." she said, smiling kindly.
Chris rolled her eyes, "Your little twerp was flirting with my sister." she grumbled, smirking a bit.
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The brunette smiled before shooting Jacob a glare "Well I'm Erin and I am so sorry if he bothered you! He's actually suppose to be inside since he's grounded.."
Sorry! Late post because I'm trying to watch a movie...
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"What'd he do to get grounded?" Dani asked, curious. "And it's nice to meet you, Erin." Dani and Chris both said in unison.
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"I shouldn't get into details, I have to bring him back home before mother gets back from the store." She paused as she turned to look at her little brother "Well, come on now Jake...Let go of Dani and lets go home."
The child only responded by scooting closer to the fourteen year old and whispering "Please help me!"
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"You'll be fine." Dani said, smirking slightly. "Hey, maybe Chris and I can somehow get him back to your house without him fainting of fright?" she said, laughing softly.
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"That would be great, he's as stubborn as a mule.." She breathed slightly
For all of my terrible replies, I got you some jokes
I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.
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xD why you kill me? i laffed too hard ;-;
Dani smiled and stood, "Jacob come on." she said
Chris rolled her eyes, "Agreed." she muttered, looking at the stubborn creature -
I kill you because I love telling jokes.
"Right" Jacob muttered as he stood up as well.
More jokes

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
Dry erase boards are remarkable.
Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.
Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells.
I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
Learn sign language, it’s very handy.
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!