Mudpelt returns to RiverClan with a WindClan kit!

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    The kit felt better then ever before.
    "And may the DarkForest watch over you, and guide you." Murmur Stonekit I might be one of the great cats someday, just like Mudpelt.

    Mudpelt let out a rumbling purr, before padding towards the warriors' den. In it's side was a slight crook, leading off to a mini tunnel, a shortcut to the river. Only Mudpelt knew about it, and he slept there. ''Come,'' he mewed. ''See.''

    Mudpelt turned briefly back to look at the kit. ''It's a secret place I tunnelled out. It's a shortcut to the river. It goes a bit underground, but nothing I can't manage,'' He begun to walk down. Then he turned round again. ''Be careful, I booby-trapped the entrance with lots of tangled reeds so that cats who aren't careful get caught.''

    The kit nodded and went threw, he tripped a bit but he got threw.
    "It's dark.." Murmur Stonekit "Why are we going to a river?" Asked Stonekit in a small voice

    Mudpelt didn't turn around. He mewed, distractedly. ''We can't talk about evil and dark out in the camp, can we? Near the river, our voices won't be heard by nearby patrols, because it will be drowned out by the trickle of water. Now, be careful, the tunnel lowers very suddenly near here.''

    "Hoooooollllld it," came Mercurypoisoning's deep growl. The Advisor stalked towards them, taking a big dramatic sniff. It was just for show, as he had Super Senses and all."That's a WindClan kit. What th' hell is it doin' here? And follow-up question: Why th' fuck are ya takin' it down a dark an' creepy tunnel? Should I call th' police?"

    "Never mind, kid. Some human thing. I'm Mercurypoisoning. Advisor of RiverClan." He threw his rank in just in case Mudpelt decided to get hostile, shooting the warrior a warning stare.

    OOC: Sorry about the inactiveness, recap, please?

    (Mercurypoisoning is looking around for us and I am just following you, we are here I am guessing.)
    "I like this place." Murmur Stonekit

    ''So do I.'' replied Mudpelt.

    ''Hmm,'' mewed Mudpelt. Then his eyes glinted, hungrily. ''Well, it's getting dark. I must go for my Dark Forest training. I'm going to ask a Dark Forest warrior to train you. Maybe Tigershade will mentor both of us.''

    "How about ya answer m' fucking question, eh?" Mercurypoisoning growled, seeing as how Mudpelt had ignored him. "What th' fuck is this kid doing here, ya fucking creep?"

    Mudpelt raised his head, and forced himself to be polite. ''Oh,'' he said in a voice close to a wail. ''Just some poor kit who's got lost. Let him sleep here, he's shivering, the poor scrap. And let me sleep, too!'' He laughed, closed his eyes, and fell asleep.

    "Nope. I saw ya." He tapped next to his eye with a single claw, scowling at Mudpelt. "I'm takin' th' kitten back now an' you 're gonna go back t' camp an' hope an' pray I forget t' report this t' Aella, 'ight? Or stay out here. Don't give a crap."


    He turned to the kitten. "You, kiddo, are goin' back home. C'mon, I don't need WindClan up my ass."