MILEY CYRUS CAN'T TWERK [open] 'CAUSE SHE HAS NO ASS

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    [fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 500px][justify][size=8]okay, so bigbywolf's son was b-o-r-e-d. bored, motherfuckers.


    now, rafael knew he could get up, talk to people, but he was too busy twitching when he heard the song 'we can't stop' good god, the title sounded like porn! "yep baby we can't stop" really smart, miley cyrus. but jeesh. her voice had some magic. so then the white tiger cub got up and started slightly hopping and skipping, humming the tune to 'we can't stop' by miley. eventually he began muttering, "oh we can't stop..."

    [justify]Oh, Christ, this was the kid he had to watch? Singing Miley Cyros shit? Cyros. Cyrus- Russ had no idea how her name went along, and frankly, it didn't matter. "Rafael?" Russ murmured, cocking his head. He planned to make an ultimate player out of this guy, and it wasn't very motivating to see the future Russ singing out bitchy pop songs. "You alright?"[/justify]

    [fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 500px][justify][size=8]stopping, the tiger glanced up to see the big wolf. how did this guy know his name? so, the first thing the tiger blurted was; "who the fuck are you?" jeesh. it wasn't like rafael was masturbating or anything, so he didn't have to look at him like he was some virus or some crap.

    [justify][sup]Yeah, okay, so this tiger was doing random stuff and the kitten had no idea what the * he was doing. The cream and white she-cat padded up, large eyes inquisitively staring at the white tiger. "How do you not know who Russ is?" The she-cat was the daughter of Ferdinand and Stella, and had been given the name Meredith Faber-Rayan. Although she went by Edith, because Meredith was too girly for her. "Oh, and I'm Edith Faber-Rayan, daughter of Stella Faber and Ferdinand Rayan, if you were wondering," the one moon old kit added.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 350px; color: white;][justify][size=8]Frozenkit padded up, eyes narrowed. She had heard the tiger snap at her father and she wasn't happy about it. "Don't talk to Russian solider like that," she said. Her molecular manipulation started freezing the small amount of moisture in the sand. Soon enough there was frost gathered at her paws. It wasn't a lot, though. There wasn't much dew in the desert, but obviously there was some. The same principle applied to the air here as it did in other places. It was just a lot less since it was so dry.


    The kitten sat down and wrapped her tail around the frost. It wasn't that noticeable, but she still wanted to hide it. She wasn't a fan of showing her powers.


    #frozenfractals

    [justify]"Its alright, kid, take it easy." Russ murmured to Frozenkit. He never really got the chance to congratulate his secret child of her promotion, but Russ really couldn't be publicly proud of her anyways so he hoped she didn't expect him to be. "I'm your babysitter, Raffy, so get used to me." He responded with a dark smirk.[/justify]

    [fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 500px][justify][size=8]"your name's russiansoldier? oh. my dad talked about you alright." said rafael dryly, before suddenly grinning out of the blue. "your the hilarious man-slut that pretends he has a penis when really it's just fake! and- and your expose to be attractive, but i'm as straight as a pole your momma strips on." hearing the part of russiansoldier being his baby sitter, though, put him way over the top. "oh my god! seriously? you're my baby sitter? yes! my life is awesome!"

    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 350px; color: white;][justify][size=8]Frozenkit glanced up at her dad. She nodded before looking back at the tiger. Sure, she over reacted, but she didn't like the way he talked to Russian. It was disrespectful to a high position as well as her father.


    [[ did I miss a meeting?? ]]


    #frozenfractals

    [justify][sup]Edith probably shouldn't be listening to all this but...well, she was a kit, and she was inquisitive like all kittens were. The cream and white kitten's eyes glanced curiously at her three older Clanmates. "What's a penis?"


    (( lmao right now ))