[align=left][size=12][font=times new roman][color=white]Corderoy had recently returned, and in only a few days, adopted two kits. He would visit them in the nursery twenty times a day, making sure they were okay. The queens had gotten pretty fed up with him being so clingy, and kicked him out, telling him to host a party or something. He supposed they were right.
After one more visit, he had set up a big speed-dating shindig for all them single ladies and men. It was going to be awesome! All they had to do was find a partner, then after five minutes, get a new partner. Hopefully they would woo some people to go on a date with them. You never know!
"ALL YOU SINGLE LADIES AND MEN, GET OVER HERE FOR SOME SPEED-DATING YO!"
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