Snow, Snow, Go Away||Himalayankit's Scratchbook

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[font=Cambria]Ugh... Sorry guys, not sure how to turn this thing on... Ok. I think I got it. Himalayankit waved a paw in the air. Hello to those of you who are watching out there. Well, this is my scratchbook, got it? What's a scratchbook you say? Well, it's a cross hybrid of a scrapbook not manly, I got that, and a diary. And no, there aren't any pictures, it's pretty much a video. Why do people keep having to ask that? No, this isn't a video diary either. Why? Well... The red tabby tomcat paused for a moment, trying to think. Why was this a scratchbook and not a video diary. You see, a scratchbook also includes writing messages on a material. You write everything, all of your pouring feelings. Got that? And then, you place the material into a bottle and let it sail in a lake or something. When it returns, that's when you start up again. But, since it's in a bottle, others are free to read it. You see, you can reply by writing on the piece of paper and put it back into the bottle, as long as it's in character (ic). Got that? It's confusing, I know. So, if you see a blue bottle anywhere in the near future, then its probably from me. He beamed, puffing out his chest.
Well, today, dad was racing with me, and I was pretty much losing... He wrote. By a lot. Of course, I couldn't keep up with him. Cause he's a cheetah, you know? He's really fast. And Chronopaw said "F-bomb". That's a fart, right? Yea, it totally makes sense. Someone farts and BOOM! Big-nasty-nuclear-mushroom-cloud-explosion. Ugh, I wouldn't want to be there if someone was going to do that. Yuck.
And then... I was thinking about Tropicalparadise again... I don't know what role she has in my life. But I know that I was close to her before she disappeared...
Ok. See? Done! Now, I'm just going to put this in... The young tabby began to fidget with the bottle in his paws, grunting as he finally shoved the paper in. Then he pushed it off into the water. He then turned, facing the camcorder.
Himalayankit here, over and out!"

XD Inside joke forever ~

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[font=Cambria]Hey guys... Himalayankit meowed as he prodded the camera once or twice, then paused as he took a moment to yawn. Second addition to the scratchbook series... I welcome all. He paused, shuffling his feet. Then, he looked up to the lens of the camera and moved it forward. As you can see, the bottle came back. So... Let's see if there are any responses.
Himalayankit padded towards the bottle, feeling slightly eager. But as he looked inside, there was nothing, no comments. With a sigh, the kitten began to write again.
So... Cactusbloom came back today, and I was really happy to say that she actually came back. Amazing. I was wondering where she went. But she has a new body, so it was really hard to distinguish her. Let's see... Oh yea! Misery from the Elite is our temporary medicine cat, to train Johnny Cakes and Rebelpaw. She seems nice, but I haven't got the time to actually talk to her, you know? Other than that, there has been vast chaos; Darkclan is officially Anti. Himalayankit paused, then drew a sad face on the parchment. I swear, any Bloodclanners that dare come close will get a fart bomb. Can you tell that I don't like or trust them? That reminds me... If I ever do get powers, they would be the following; ability to take away pain, invisibility, and multiple possessions. Then guess what? I can change into a skunk, and then I'll go on a border. Ha, no cat would dare cross our borders if I sprayed them with my skunk perfume. I can only imagine how big of a fart bomb that'll make. So yup, that's about it. So... Himalayankit, oh, hey wait. Oh yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, watch out, and please bring your own cloth pins; Himalayankit here, over and out!

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[font=Cambria]Hey guys! Guess what? I've been promoted! And I'm shocked! Though it's only a semi-high position, it feels good! I never really care about the position itself, actually, Himalayankit meowed to the camera, and lowered himself onto the ground.
Hey, no responses. All the well anyways, it's not like it matters. Himalayankit meowed as he scribbled some more on the paper. So today I got promoted. I cannot believe it, truly. Amazing, I've been promoted. Wow. I still am shocked. Well... That was extremely short... But I'll see you guys next time! And with that, Himalayankit put the bottle back in the river.