sit there with a smile on your face because i'm coming home [p, ferdy]

Ferdinand was sleeping soundly in the middle of camp, his large head nestled in the crook of one of his paws while his mane covered and shielded the rest of his face to the outside world. However, at the sound of approaching paws, he lifted an ear up slightly, then opened an eye to see a greyish cloud hurrying toward him. "What the...?" Nostrils drawing in its scent, something familiar about it caused him to lift his head up, some drool hanging down from the side of his lip as he did so. But as his vision began to get clearer and more sharp, he realized that the cloud was in fact a bigcat--a lynx, to be exact.
Then he remembered: Shakespeare.
"Shakey!" Leaping to his paws, the suddenness of it caused the blood in his brain to instantly drop down to his lower body, causing a mild headache and him to stop and wobble uneasily. Then, clearing his head with a vigorous shake, he hurtled toward the lynx with as much vulgar he could muster, then collided into him and wrapped his large paws tightly around him as if to make sure that this, indeed, was not a dream and that he was seeing his all-time crush once again. "Shakey, where have you been, man? You missed a hell of a lot! It's so good to have you back," he purred, covering his good friend in welcoming licks.

"Ain't I?" he rumbled with a content nod, then breathed his reassuring scent in and exhaled deeply. "Same old Shakey, always looking out for those in need. Great to have you back, man, going to need that brain of yours. Bloodclan's going after Thunderclan, and we need as many of our members as we can get. Those little fuckers think they can mess with us just because they're the biggest Pro-clan around. They're gonna get a rude awakening when we come knocking on their door, huh?"
He left out the part of when he had befriended one of the Pro-clan's Guards when he had gotten amnesia and joined Bloodclan, killing a few of Thunderclan's members in the process. Then, once he got his memory back, drowned him and his original body, his wolverine one, causing him to take the form of a kangaroo, then lion. The reason was because he had formed a little crush on the fox, since he liked his style and how he seemed Bloodclan born and raised. But he didn't want to concern his friend, not after he just came back after all of this.
"So, might as well catch you up on what happened while you were gone," he added as he took a step back and slid down onto his stomach, crossing his paws as he did so. "Casper and I are going to host a Thanksgiving Feast, for both the entire clan and all of our allies. Meanwhile, Jace and Moriarty are Second Tiers, along with me. And, finally, we've got some awesome stuff going on, and it's called The Purge. Taking over Thunderclan, amigo, along with Darkclan and I think another one. Hosting a mental training session with Darkey to make sure nobody plays with our minds or whatever, since there's been a high rate of spies going around on both sides. With all of this cool stuff going down, haven't really had time to have some quiet time with my buds. But for you, I'll make an exception," he said with a wink.

Startled by him throwing himself at him and pining him to the ground, Ferdinand let out a great whooping laugh, returning the hug with a pat on his friend's back. "Thanks, I am quite honored," he said with a light purr, brushing the side of his head against Shakespeare's. Then the inevitable question came: his kids. Shuffling his paws, he murmured, "Well, I don't know what happened to Fernando and Acel. Maybe left, like their mother, I'm guessing. But for now, I've adopted Cloudedcub, Red Queen, and Gir. Pretty good kids, if you ask me. I'm also dating Secretpaw, too, but haven't seen her in a while. Don't know if she left, too..." He shrugged. "But, hey, I'm coping. Also made a new family, too, if you feel like joining it. Called the Rayans, and I'm hoping it turns out awesome."
Glancing upward, he asked with a curious tilt of his head, "What about you? With those looks, I wouldn't be surprised if you have femme's chasing after you and stuff." The hell with chasing, I'll fucking kill one as long as I could sit in his presence, he thought briskly.