this shit is mine! [o, shakespeare steals a car]

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    &&& shakespeare walked slowly into the neighborhood that twolegs reside with their annoying little kits. it was so boring. to starve off his growing boredom did he trek through neighborhood to instigate fights against strays or occasionally a stray dog. yes, it was that serious, boredom was no joke and it got you do crazy ass things. sitting on the grey slab of concrete did he watch a car drive up to a fancy looking house before a male twoleg hopped out and began taking bags out of the trunk. curiosity gleamed in his copper optics as the human had left the car unarmed and a door open, not knowing that the he was getting groceries out of the monster.




    too good of a chance to ride in one of these huge things. so running to the side of the large monster, truck to be precise, did he hop into the air and successfully landed gracefully onto the ebony seats. with a crazed smirk did his eyes wander over the controls in confusion, how did they operate these things. a loud yell disrupted his thoughts before snapping his head towards the fearing human. that what pissed him off about twolegs, they were so god damn loud! with a growl did he jump from the drivers seat to smack the hell out of the human with a flexed paw across his pale face. he'd hit it's neck instead and in result did he fall out cold on the concrete. it was pretty funny, the big and bad humans could get k.o'd by someone of his stature. really funny. with a short laugh did he look down at the human in good humor,"sorry dude but i'm going to take your ride'', saying that did he reach out to grab the handle of the door before pulling it closed. regret for not being in his monkey form was fleeting, now how to work this shit, hopping back to the drivers seat did he begin pushing buttons not knowing that the car was in park and still on. starting to get frustrated did he focus on the level thing before grabbing it in his mouth and pulling it down and just like that did the car begin moving. woohoo! hell yeah!




    standing on his paws so'd he could see out with paws on the steering wheel did he slowly pull out of the side street. having seen humans drive before did he know that they used the wheel to steer, but the car was being soooo slow. in ten minutes he arrived to bloodclan happy that'd he had some a/c after messing with the controls. driving in front of the entrance did he begin driving in circles seeing as he didn't actually know how to stop the car. opening the drivers door did he yell, "how do i stoooopp this?!", hoping someone heard him he began pressing buttons once again.
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    Septemberkit watched, head tilted to the side in interest.


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    Attracted by the sudden commotion, Ferdinand in his wolverine body hobbled toward the gathered others, and stood there, mouth agape and transfixed. Monkeys could drive. Not well, but they could drive. And was that...? Holy freaking shit, that was Shakey in the front seat. Oh, dear god.
    "Press the brakes!" he called toward him as he hurried toward the car, being careful not to get too close and get crushed by the huge, black wheels. "The lever-like pedals on the left! Or is that right? No, that's the gas. Yeah, the left!

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    [align=left][size=9pt][font=georgia][color=white]Quarterpaw watched from a distance. He hadn't seen much of Septemberkit (Well as much as he would have liked) since their incident in the cave... with the catnip. It was odd to think they would be having a litter together, considering september was still kit rank even though she was 8 moons old. Still, he was fond of her. Watching Shakespeare drive a car was hilarious, he decided.
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 26px; letter-spacing: -3px; text-align: center; width: 480px; margin-left: -36px; color: #424142;]LEFT WITH YOUR AMPUTATED LIMBS
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    DO NOT STEAL : TEMPLATE BY FEESH

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    TAGGED
    #Hokkylookers




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    "Should I laugh, or should I say what the actual fuck?" the white tom asked nobody in particular, feeling very very awkward and that slight bit amused by the situation. He literally had no comments, and instead just sat there, blinking dramatically as he watched the car do those things called 'donuts'. Well, it's not like Hokkaido knew that, as he didn't even know what a car was.




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    [align=center][size=8]@ ARUKIN[/size]
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    "Here in my car, I feel safest of all, I can lock all my doors, it's the only way to live in cars!" the attention seeker she-cat sang, quite amused by the fact that this feline had literally just drove a car. Hell, she wouldn't be surprised if she saw someone driving a Helicopter next. Not that it was a bad thing, but it was just so damn funny.




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    &&& damn these monkey hands! the squirrel monkey saw aviva but couldn't hear what in the world she was saying over the roar of the truck but he did hear telepathy. wasn't telepathy used to connect minds and shit. so instead did he begin pressing random buttons and the radio came on very loudly as his friend ferdinand showed up and quartersilence who had briefly looked to septemberkit. not hearing anyone over the engine radio did the truck continue to drive in circles then the car started vibrating before running out of gas. freedom! as the truck slowed to a stop did he jump out the window, having got dizzy did he land on his tan face then just as quickly did he roll over. "that was...AWESOME!'', the semian yelled whilst pumping his fist in the air.




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    Woah. What did she just watch? It was not everyday that you saw someone go around driving a car around. Defiantly something that Kareain hadn't seen before. In truth, this was her first time witnessing that scene unravel before her. In all honesty, she was just happy that nobody had gotten injured. It did look risky driving around in a truck, but then again, looks can be deceiving. "You alright?" The Omega questioned to the squirrel monkey, wanting to know if he was okay before commenting on his driving skills.

    "Have you lost your mind?" The roar came from nine other than Ferdinand's throat as he stormed over toward his monkey friend, eyes ablaze. Though he wasn't feeling any emotion, if at all, for the moment, he did feel one thing, and that was a serious case of protection. No, not anger, though he did feel stupid for allowing him to do such a thing while knowing what he could do in this new body of his. Damn, that freaking crush of his. "You could've been killed!" he proclaimed, motioning with his paw toward his small, fluffy body. "What, exactly, do you think you were doing? Giving yourself a little joyride? Is it still a joyride when you lose your head?"

    [fancypost borderwidth=0]"Where the fuck did you get this?" Unlike Ferdinad, Serpentine somehow managed to keep his voice calm. Risencorpse warned the fucker to stop snapping, or else consequences would be made-- which was stupid, to him, since the deputy was a flying ball of rage at all times-- but oh, well. Right now, the Maine Coon was expecting answers.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 345px][justify][size=8]"Oh god, don't get close to it -- just in case," Maylene muttered, trying to keep a worried and concerned tone out of her voice. To be honest, she only felt such a emotion for Serpentine, but oh well.


    Hustling over to the tom, the she-cat stared at the car closely. "This thing better be fucking useless now. I swear, don't go driving around or some shit, you could hit someone." May muttered, her olive visionaries still glaring at the vehicle.

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    &&& rising slowly to his hind feet did a small smile grace his adorable face, "yeah aye-okay!'', replying to kareain whilst raising his arms to show he'd not been injured in his fun. geared up to explain how'd he had gotten his radical ride did he unconsciously step back at the wrath of what he thought was anger. shakespeare had thought everyone would be glad but at least he didn't hi-jack a plane or something. ducking his head did the monkey fidget with his hands not used to being in conflict with ferdi. "well look i'm not dead and plus look we could all hi-jack a few cars when we understand what all the controls in it'', he squeaked happily as if trying to get his idea off of how dangerous it was to how'd it benefit the clan.




    damn. snapping a widened gaze to serpentine did he shake his round head slowly, this shit was not turning as expected. "i took it from a twoleg'', gesturing to the metal masterpiece with a elaborate wave of his hand. hearing maylene did he watch her slowly with a frown, it was dangerous but however it didn't kill him. so did that make it safe? the world will never know. [/fancypost]
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    [sup]Desdemona padded up and simply stared, sparkling harlequin eyes wide with shock. How? How do you steal a fucking car from a human..? "Shakespear, I don't understand how you can just walk up and steal a human's car- like, at all- but that's pretty badass." The youthful brown tabby said, an amused grin easily seen on her face.
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    [fancypost bgcolor=; bordercolor=; borderwidth=0px; width: 350px;][size=7pt][color=black]"lovely ride you have there," fiora purred with a smile. "though it is very dangerous, it suits you and your wild personality."


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    [fancypost borderwidth=0]Serpentine squinted his eye and stared up at the vehicle for only just a minute, and allowed the gears to turn in his head. Perhaps it could be driven into battle? But at the same time, it could run out of gas. Perhaps Shakespeare could drive them there, but whatever. He'd go and collect opinions from the other high positions about that sort of attack. "Don't drive it into camp. It stays right here, unless we use it for battle. This isn't a fucking toy, you hear me?"


    Serpentine didn't see Maylene since she crept up on the side of which he was blinded, but when she started talking the deputy craned his head over to look at her own angered expression. Side stepping to press his body next to hers, the deputy then directed his eye back to the car.

    "You almost gave me a freaking heartattack, you big oaf," Ferdinand said with a shake of his head, and took a step forward to rub his velvety head against his friend's soft stomach. "Don't you ever do that ever again without at least telling me. It's like you got itchy fingers, or something."

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 345px][justify][size=8]Thankfully, he said he was alright. "That was pretty risky." She mused quietly, the slightly worried expression still glued to her well sculptured facial features. The Omega dipped her head politely to both Maylene and Serpentine as they had also arrived. She could tell that the monkey's driving was not too supported, but then again, it wasn't like it was being banded from anything combat-wise. He just had to steer clear from camp, and not drive it as of now.