Out of Place

Lauren swatted his unconscious body, "what're you doon? Imma gonna..." She never finished, for she didn't know what she was going to say, then she herself passed out.

*Felix woke up to a massive hangover, the light shining brightly in his eyes. He looked down to see he was naked, and saw a naked unconscious Lauren beside him, with a bowl of macaroni and cheese for some reason. He sighed, then went into the bathroom, got on a bathrobe, put another on top of Lauren, then went into the kitchen.*

Lauren groggily opened her eyes and saw the ceiling. Her head lolled to the side, and she saw cold mac and cheese. The next thing she realized was that she was naked. She sat up, and casually pulled the robe over herself and took in her surroundings. After she had fully woken up, she realized this wasn't her room, nor was it her robe, "oh my god!" She cried in shock, as she jumped to her feet.

*Felix poked his head outside the living room.* "Will you keep it down? "I,m trying to cook while suffering a hangover."

Lauren looked at him accusingly, "Ooh! Ooh you! What happened? Why am I naked?"

*Felix shrugged.* "I figure we were hammered last night, since I was naked too."

"Uh, what?" Asked Lauren, concern edging her voice.

*Felix shrugged.* "Don't worry, nothing happened. We were just sh** faced. Anyway, I,m making breakfast." *As he talked, the smell of bacon cooking began to waft it's way into the living room.*

Lauren tugged the robe tightly around her face and chuckled nervously, "nothing happened?"

*Felix shook his head.* "Nothing at all. Don't worry, your innocence is safe."

Lauren sighed with relief, "good to hear. Wow, that actual smells good."

*Felix nodded.* "One moment." *He left for a few seconds. When he came back, it was with a plate piled high with bacon, eggs and toast.* "Breakfast is served."

Lauren grinned, "god I love you." She sighed, as she planted herself in a seat.

*Felix grinned.* 'I know." *He handed the plate to her, then went back into the kitchen for a bit, then came back with utensils and a plate for himself, the former which he handed to Lauren.* "We're famous, by the way."

Lauren looked up at him with a look if questioning amusement, "oh no... What did we do?"

*Felix switched the t.v on with a sigh.* "See for yourself." *Their was a news story about the two's shenanigans last night.*

Lauren buried her face own her hands, "ooh noo." She laughed, "I won't be able to step outside for weeks."

*Felix shared her sentiment.* "I know."

Lauren pulled her hands away, and looked him, "what do we do?"

*Felix shrugged.* "Hideout and hope that this dies down in a month or so?"