The Sunday Project

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    ASDFGHJKL I CAN'T TELL YOU. Let's just say that a good 10 hours of my life has been wasted. And that's just the beginning. I must get off of the internet now, because I quite feel like I'm going to end up ranting for a good four paragraphs if I don't.

    Where was that? WoaPaBoaF? MUST SEE NOW. OFF TO WOAPABOAF.


    You can turn that into songs so easily its funny.


    Every day I'm WoaPaBoaF


    Its WoaPaBoaF


    WoaPaBoaf in the house tonight


    WoaPaBoaF style


    Oh oh oh! I found out something good today. Speaking of strong. Last year, I picked up one of my teachers over my shoulder (taller then me, too). I barely made it through one doorway before dropping him. Today I picked him up--theres a long skinny hall, with a lounge on one side, one door at the entrance of the hall that leads to it, then past some lockers, another door to it. I carried him from the entryway door, through the lounge, through the second door, and to the door at the end of the hallway, before putting him down (not dropping).
    FEAR ME. I GIVE EIGHT YEAR OLDS PIGGY BACK RIDES UP HILLS FOR TRAINING.


    AND I AGREE WITH M-CHAN. HOW ELSE CAN I PRETEND MY GLASS OF APPLE JUICE IS WINE THAT ACTUALLY TASTES GOOD AND NOT DISGUSTING LIKE REAL ALCOHOL IF ITS MUCKY COLORED.


    Oh.
    Yeah...*looks very awkward* Um...he's a whitecoat. Still. He was probably one of Crystal's Whitecoats, actually...
    But who knows, maybe he retired later and was actually laid back and chill and d*mn it now I want to write a one-shot about him.


    YES ZACH AND ZAHRA ARE GOING TO MAKE SMOOCHY-MARSHMALLOW-ROMANCE AND THEN I WILL KILL HER DRAMATICALLY AND I REALLY WANT THEM TO HAVE A BABY SO ZAHRA CAN DIE EVEN MORE UNFULFILLED AND BREAK EVEN MORE HEARTS AND BECAUSE THE IDEA OF A ZAHRCH (PRONOUNCED LIKE STARCH, BUT WITH A Z INSTEAD OF ST) BABY IS ADORABLE AND I WANT IT SO MUCH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

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    CRYSTAL WOULD HAVE A SISTER?!?!?!?!?!?


    I'M LAUGH CRY SO MUCH RIGHT NOW I JUST
    SHE HATES KIDS AND
    THIS
    WOULD BE
    OH MY GISH IJ UST
    AGEHTETH4E6T

    OR A BROTHER.


    OR A DOESN'T-IDENTIFY-AS-A-GENDER-SIBLING.


    AND SHE WOULD TOTALLY HAVE TO HELP.


    THIS SOUNDS AWESOME.


    TOTALLY DOING IT.

    TOUCHE
    BUT SOMEHOW I IMAGINE HER WITH A LITTLE SIS IF SHE EVER DID HAVE A SIBLING.
    Sister: *tugs on sleeve* Sissy?
    Crystal: *glances down with her usual glare and growly voice* What.
    Sister: ... *face crumples, starts crying*
    Crystal: *panics and backtracks* I-I mean what is it- I, ah- s-sorry- just- STOP CRYING-!! HOW THE HECK DO I CHILDREN


    ALSO I WANT TO INCLUDE CRYSTAL'S GRANDFATHER SOMEWHERE
    PROBABLY IN 3YT
    BUT I'M NOT SURE HOW?! PROBABLY AS A WHITECOAT BUT I JUST AHH PLOTS

    I picture there to be a scene like this (a sister would be cool)
    Zach: Hold ____ for a minute? *hands Crystal 1 year old ____ and leaves*
    Crystal: HEY I DIDN'T SAY YES YOU MORON COME BACK AND TAKE IT *holding ____ out at arms length and glaring*
    ____: *Starts crying*
    Crystal: WAIT WHAT WHY ARE YOU CRYING STAHP STAHP ZACH COME BACK I CAN'T DO THIS ITS CRYING STAHP IT


    GO AHEAD IT WILL BE FUN. I DON'T CARE.

    Ahahaha, this. I just- I love it. X3


    Crystal: LOOK IT'S NOT MY KID I'M NOT HAVING ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT SCREECHING BALL OF FLESH AND VOCAL CHORDS

    You know, I bet when Sissy is four she's gonna come up to Crystal and this will happen


    *Sissy comes up to where Crystal is sitting and eating these huge fist sized marshmallows*
    Sissy: CWYSTAW *can't pronounce L or R*
    Crystal: *glares at her* Go away.
    Sissy: *glares right back in a four year old squinty cute glare* YOU FOHGOT MY BIWTDAY. WHEWE MY PWESENT.
    Crystal: ITS NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY MORON.
    Sissy: YOU'WE A BIG MEANIE HEAD CWYSTAW YOU MADE MAMMY DIE ITS AWW YOUW FAUWT. GIMME A MAWSHMAWWOW. GIMME ONE FOW EACH YEAW MAMMY GONE. *is heartless and hungry*
    Crystal: FINE I'M SORRY HERE *is actually sorry because shes the type to blame herself for everything and be a moron that way* *gives her marshmallows*
    Sissy: *walks of with huge stack of marshmallows obscuring her vision*

    Oh my goodness yes.
    This child would grow up to be a tiny terror.
    She probably gets that from her sister ahaha she totally takes on some of Crystal's quirks and stuff as she grows older because she spends so much time around her


    In Crystal's mind she's just a living, breathing reminder of what happened to Zahra ah dang it, sad.

    I can't wait to do this. Though all children are pretty much heartless little beasts as toddlerss. If they can use something to their gain, they will.


    Poor Crystal.... >:D

    Zahrch... That's one of the most interesting names I've heard in a long while.


    BUT ZACH MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE WHOLE CHILD THING. HE'D PROBALY TRY TO STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM ZAHRA AS POSSIBLE FOR A GOOD MONTH IF SHE WERE TO MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT A BABY. IF SHE WERE TO MENTION IT A LOT HE'D PROBABLY CAVE BUT UHH I THINK HE IS PRITTY DARN SATISIFED WITH HAVING ARIA AS A SIBLING AND YEAH.


    BUT THEN SHE'LL BUG HIM ABOUT IT TOO SO THE LITTLE SISTER THING WILL HAPPEN AFTER GREAT DELAY AND WORRY ON ZACH'S PART.


    I WONDER IF HE'D BE A GOOD FATHER. HE'S AN AWESOME BROTHER SO MAYBE THAT WILL HELP.

    They totally are.
    I'm stuck in this constant place between Switch influencing me to love the heck out of adorable little kids, and Crystal influencing me to be horribly uncomfortable with them and hold a major dislike for them.
    I never know if I like or hate kids.
    It's so hard.
    Sometimes I think they're cute and sometimes I want to lock myself in a room somewhere far far away from them.


    Poor Crystal indeed. I'm currently writing out a sloppy timeline of Crystal's past in the school and after and stuff, and so far there's a death count of... like, 14 specific people. And I'm only to age 9.
    Specific.
    But.
    There's like tons of other kids that just died of complications from the whitecoats trying to turn Crystal's immunity into medicine form and testing it on these kids.
    So in Crystal's white lab room it was her, a bunch of equiptment, and then a bunch of kids that were just guinea pigs for the newest possible cure.
    She was like, literally sitting in a room watching kids be sitting ducks for the death that her own body would cause.


    That poor thing.


    I'm such a horrible person.


    But we all know the whitecoats would keep trying to fine tune this medicine and give it to kids to see if it would work.

    IT WILL HAPPEN IF WE HAVE TO LOCK THEM IN A ROOM TOGETHER AND THEY CAN'T COME OUT TIL THEY'VE MADE A BABY.

    OH GOD THAT SOUNDED A LOT LESS DISTURBING IN MY HEAD THEN ON INTERNETZ.


    YAY CRYSTAL GETS A LITTLE SISTER LETS GET THE HAPPY COUPLE AND SIBS IN FOR THE GOOD NEWS!


    *blows confetti*

    This is totally random but I could totally see Fray taking Little Sister under his wing and treating her like an older brother even though she doesn't relate to him kind of just because it would be natural for him since he used to have a little sis.
    Anyway.


    I would bring Crys in but she's been AWOL since Rayk went to extreme measures to tick her off.

    Me: Fira, for some reason, the nice, caps lock strikethrough made me laugh. I have a feeling Zach would take it in a completely different way and crafting one out of clay or whatever's in the room. Or asking if they could just send the... Necessary DNA to the whitecoats and let them use it or something. He didn't come from a whitecoat family for nothing


    Zach: *quietly pretending he wasn't there the whole time in the back of the room with his eyepatch still missing because Aria seems to have "lost" it*

    Zahra: *bursts in, runs over, practically flings herself at Zach, and bursts into tears*


    Me: <.< *glances at brain door* Crap. Crap crap she read her file why do all my characters DO THAT I MEAN COME ON I LOCK THEM FOR A REASON. >.<


    Hah. Thats funny. Speaking of taking things a different way, my physics teacher was teaching us Newtons third law by doing something with a big rocket type balloon. Long and thick, sort of like a lumpy worm. And he made the unfortunate mistake of choosing the example balloon to be pink. Like, pale pink. Like, FLESH PINK WHEN PUMPED FULL OF AIR AND THEN SHOWN TO FOUR TO SIX TEENAGERS WHO WILL TAKE THIS INNUENDO AND RUN WITH IT AND CACKLE AND IT WAS SO FUNNY WE MADE HIM SO CRANKY.

    Me: *looks around in my own head for a brain door* ... *instead finds Alex typing and flipping me off with a sleeping Daniel resting on his shoulder* Don't think I have one. I just set up a temporary barrier when I'm planning and then hide all of my information.


    Zach: *flinches out of surprise before patting Zahra on the back gently* Z-Zahra, are you okay? U-Uhh, you'll be fine eventually, right?? *isn't very used to comforting people*


    Me: Also considering Zach can't exactly feel sadness thanks to the now called "Eyepatch Incident" it's going to be really hard to see him upset.

    Being up at midnight reading about human experimentation is fun.
    I'm a very messed up child.
    But it's, uh, for research, important to Crystal's history! *cough cough* I would absolutely not find it interesting otherwise, not at all! I totally wouldn't read this stuff for no reason in my free time, nor do I spend my free time reading about cells and medicine and looking up real life experiences of people with mental diseases and studying and restudying my pschology books, I swear!! *shifty eyes*
    ...
    ...
    I really am a creepy kid.


    METAL YOU POSTED AT A MAGICAL TIME LOOK AT THIS
    11:50:00
    MAGIC

    BAD KITSUNE SHARE YOUR MAGICAL BEAUTIFUL INTERESTING RESEARCH I LIKE THAT STUFF TOO. I'LL TRADE. MENTAL HEALTH ISSUE RESEARCH FOR GENDER BIAS, POLITICAL, LAW-SYSTEMY, AND HOW-TO-WRITE AND FROG RESEARCH.


    YES A MAGICAL TIME INDEED WAH I MISSED THIS AUSPICIOUS MOMENT.


    Zahra: *hides face in shirt, whimpers slightly, and shakes head*


    Zahra isn't very good at....oh screw it shes the sweetest person ever.


    WHAT HUMAN EXPERIMENTS HAVE THOU FOUNDETH OH GREAT KITSUNE IT HATH BEEN SOME TIME SINCE I LOOKED UP THAT SUBJECT MYSELF.

    Zach: *stops talking, kind of just quietly hugging her until she would calm down*


    Me: Human testing, eh? I'm really curious too. My brother took the shower today so I might as well read while I wait.
    Zach is just Zach and never perfect so maybe Aria should give Zach his eyepatch back so the empty socket won't be showing.


    Aria: *sheepishly walks in, holding the eye patch* Sorry...