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beep. Sunday, September 22, 2013, 8:31
Erm... Hey, Howlnight? Is this thing on?
*ssshhhs shh sh, shuffle sh*
Yeah, Moon. It's on. The red light is blinking, see?
Oh! Thanks, sis!
Anyways... Hi. You need a name, right? How about... Herbert Sherbert Lurp. But Sherbz for short.
So.. Sherbz, my life is to crazy. Every cat in Thunderclan talks about this tom, Firestar. We cam after he died. I can't see whats so special about him- he's was a leader, so what?
Anyway, i'm expecting my first litter. The father doesn't even know! No body does... I'm getting fatter by the day! I've been eating lots of fresh kill. But if i don't announce it soon, i'll get blamed for being greedy. Oh, and the father is Oaklight. He's the best mate ever!
Anyway, i'll talk in a few. Now... is this the button? I think. By, Mr. Lurp. Can i call you that, Sherbz? Nah, Sherbz is better..
Now... bye. My kits are really bustling... is that bad?
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