Chat thread for me and Gomamon and our muffin children!!

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    Matt Jr: *steals John's hammer* Now can I have chicken wings?


    Matt: [hr]No.


    Matt Jr: *throws hammer and hits Dave's face* I want chicken wings!


    Me: Solaaaaaaarrrrrr. Syyyyyysssstttteeeeeemmmm. Wooooolllllffffffffff....

    Dave: *bruise appears on face* ow.


    John: NOOOOOOOOOO ZILLLLLLYYYYYHOOOOOO!!!!!!! THAT THING IS ALMOST AS COOL AS NIC CAGE!!!!!


    Me: Sollllllarrrrrr syssssstemmmmm wollllllfffffffffffff

    Me: *points to sky* I think we summoned Solar System Wolf.


    Sky:


    Me: Soooooollllllaaaaarrrrrr syyyyyyyyssssttttteeeeemmmmmmm wooooolllllllllfffffffff


    Matt: No chicken wings.


    Solar System Wolf: GIMME CHICKEN WINGS, DAVE, GIMME CHICKEN WINGS!

    Matt: Solar System Wolf.


    Random guy on the street:


    My cat:


    Solar system wolf: feed me chicken wings!

    Dave: Seriously wtf is going on


    John: *Gives solar system wolf chicken nuggets* You're welcome, all mighty Soolar System wolf



    Me: SOLLLLLARRRR SYYYYYSTTEEMMMMMM WOOOOOLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFF

    Solar System Wolf: I WANTED CHICKEN WINGS!!!!! *eats John*


    Me and Matt: SoOOOoooOOOooOOOOoooOooOOoLLLLLLlLllllllllLLLLLlllllllLLLLLLAAAAAaaaaAAAAAARRRRRrrrrrr SyyyyyyyYYYYYYYSSSssssssstTTTTTttttteeeeeEEEEEEmmmmmmMEMMMMMMMM WoooooOOOOOOllllllLLLLLLLLLLllllllllFFFFFffffFFFFffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

    Dave: J-john? Oh shoop...shoopshooppshoop nooooooo Johhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Me: OAO Oh my god...


    Envy: *Gives solar system wolf chicken wings* Please don't eat me...

    Solar System Wolf: *eats chicken wings* Now I grant you the power to live for another million years with Gunter *gives Envy immortality*


    Me: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? THE?!?!?!?!?!? FLIP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


    Blegh I think I swallowed a random floating cat hair :( Stupid breathing!!!!!

    xD


    Me: OAO I want to live forever!!!!


    Dave: tch, I can already do that sweety


    Me: >A< NO ONE ASKED YOU!!!!


    Envy: :D YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY GUNTER AND I WILL LIVE TOGETHER FOREVER!!!

    Solar System wolf: Then give me a chicken wing burrito and I shall grant your wish.


    Me: Whabout meh?


    SSW: CHICKEN WING BURRRRRIIIIITTTTTOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Me: *throws chicken wing burrito*


    SSW: *gives me and Matt immortality, then takes Dave's away* Letz see how you live forever without your immortality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAVE I CURSE YOU WITH A THOUSAND MEERKATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Dave: Fine, I'll be right back. (5 seconds later) I'm back and immortal again. Time travel baby. Time travel.


    Me: *gives a chicken wing burrito* NOW MAKE ME IMMORTAL!!!!!

    SSW: *grants you Immortality, eats Dave* You can have him back in about seven to eight hours.


    Me: O.O What just happened here?