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    One day a pterodactyl named Robert was hiding from Cthulu in Walmart when all of the sudden Elmo ambushed him from the crate of apples. Elmo stole Robert's burrito then flew away on a rainbow filled with happiness and sunshine. Robert wanted to see if Elmo was okay, and ended up flying into the rafters on the ceiling and fell into checkout aisle 9, where Cthulu happened to be checking out. Cthulu picked Robert up and put him on the checout desk, where he succesfully bought Robert and now owned him. Cthulu dressed Robert up as a cabbage and started nomming on his wing. Robert flapped his wing in his face then flew to aisle 7. He found a Dumbledora the explorer backpack and pretended he was saving hogwarts from the evil swiper. In the process of playing this game, he accidentally knocked over elderly people and fled to aisle 14, where he found capes and toy lightsabers and dressed up as Obi-Wan Kenobi. He flew around until he found Cthulu and dive-bombed him. "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cthulu was exploded but now lived as a ghost. He went to the fridge in the back and let all the sheep out, which were Robert's only weakness. Robert was a carnivore, so he ate two of the sheep and got really fat so he couldn't fly anymore. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The sheep licked him and suddenly Robert got all swolen up and couldn't breathe.

    One day a pterodactyl named Robert was hiding from Cthulu in Walmart when all of the sudden Elmo ambushed him from the crate of apples. Elmo stole Robert's burrito then flew away on a rainbow filled with happiness and sunshine. Robert wanted to see if Elmo was okay, and ended up flying into the rafters on the ceiling and fell into checkout aisle 9, where Cthulu happened to be checking out. Cthulu picked Robert up and put him on the checout desk, where he succesfully bought Robert and now owned him. Cthulu dressed Robert up as a cabbage and started nomming on his wing. Robert flapped his wing in his face then flew to aisle 7. He found a Dumbledora the explorer backpack and pretended he was saving hogwarts from the evil swiper. In the process of playing this game, he accidentally knocked over elderly people and fled to aisle 14, where he found capes and toy lightsabers and dressed up as Obi-Wan Kenobi. He flew around until he found Cthulu and dive-bombed him. "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cthulu was exploded but now lived as a ghost. He went to the fridge in the back and let all the sheep out, which were Robert's only weakness. Robert was a carnivore, so he ate two of the sheep and got really fat so he couldn't fly anymore. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The sheep licked him and suddenly Robert got all swolen up and couldn't breathe. Cthulu laughed at Robert until the Aflac duck and a ton of pigeons showed up and scared his soulless-soul out of Walmart. The Aflac duck cured Robert of his allergies and made him invincible and told him he was to be a power ranger.


    Plot twist XD

    XD



    One day a pterodactyl named Robert was hiding from Cthulu in Walmart when all of the sudden Elmo ambushed him from the crate of apples. Elmo stole Robert's burrito then flew away on a rainbow filled with happiness and sunshine. Robert wanted to see if Elmo was okay, and ended up flying into the rafters on the ceiling and fell into checkout aisle 9, where Cthulu happened to be checking out. Cthulu picked Robert up and put him on the checout desk, where he succesfully bought Robert and now owned him. Cthulu dressed Robert up as a cabbage and started nomming on his wing. Robert flapped his wing in his face then flew to aisle 7. He found a Dumbledora the explorer backpack and pretended he was saving hogwarts from the evil swiper. In the process of playing this game, he accidentally knocked over elderly people and fled to aisle 14, where he found capes and toy lightsabers and dressed up as Obi-Wan Kenobi. He flew around until he found Cthulu and dive-bombed him. "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cthulu was exploded but now lived as a ghost. He went to the fridge in the back and let all the sheep out, which were Robert's only weakness. Robert was a carnivore, so he ate two of the sheep and got really fat so he couldn't fly anymore. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The sheep licked him and suddenly Robert got all swolen up and couldn't breathe. Cthulu laughed at Robert until the Aflac duck and a ton of pigeons showed up and scared his soulless-soul out of Walmart. The Aflac duck cured Robert of his allergies and made him invincible and told him he was to be a power ranger. Robert made a duck face and slapped the Aflac duck. Then he lifted him up and flew around Walmart with him.

    One day a pterodactyl named Robert was hiding from Cthulu in Walmart when all of the sudden Elmo ambushed him from the crate of apples. Elmo stole Robert's burrito then flew away on a rainbow filled with happiness and sunshine. Robert wanted to see if Elmo was okay, and ended up flying into the rafters on the ceiling and fell into checkout aisle 9, where Cthulu happened to be checking out. Cthulu picked Robert up and put him on the checout desk, where he succesfully bought Robert and now owned him. Cthulu dressed Robert up as a cabbage and started nomming on his wing. Robert flapped his wing in his face then flew to aisle 7. He found a Dumbledora the explorer backpack and pretended he was saving hogwarts from the evil swiper. In the process of playing this game, he accidentally knocked over elderly people and fled to aisle 14, where he found capes and toy lightsabers and dressed up as Obi-Wan Kenobi. He flew around until he found Cthulu and dive-bombed him. "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cthulu was exploded but now lived as a ghost. He went to the fridge in the back and let all the sheep out, which were Robert's only weakness. Robert was a carnivore, so he ate two of the sheep and got really fat so he couldn't fly anymore. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The sheep licked him and suddenly Robert got all swolen up and couldn't breathe. Cthulu laughed at Robert until the Aflac duck and a ton of pigeons showed up and scared his soulless-soul out of Walmart. The Aflac duck cured Robert of his allergies and made him invincible and told him he was to be a power ranger. Robert made a duck face and slapped the Aflac duck. Then he lifted him up and flew around Walmart with him. Sadly, Robert was drunk and crashed into a wall and was swarmed by fangirls. Little did he realize that he'd fallen on Harry Styles from One Direction.

    One day a pterodactyl named Robert was hiding from Cthulu in Walmart when all of the sudden Elmo ambushed him from the crate of apples. Elmo stole Robert's burrito then flew away on a rainbow filled with happiness and sunshine. Robert wanted to see if Elmo was okay, and ended up flying into the rafters on the ceiling and fell into checkout aisle 9, where Cthulu happened to be checking out. Cthulu picked Robert up and put him on the checout desk, where he succesfully bought Robert and now owned him. Cthulu dressed Robert up as a cabbage and started nomming on his wing. Robert flapped his wing in his face then flew to aisle 7. He found a Dumbledora the explorer backpack and pretended he was saving hogwarts from the evil swiper. In the process of playing this game, he accidentally knocked over elderly people and fled to aisle 14, where he found capes and toy lightsabers and dressed up as Obi-Wan Kenobi. He flew around until he found Cthulu and dive-bombed him. "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cthulu was exploded but now lived as a ghost. He went to the fridge in the back and let all the sheep out, which were Robert's only weakness. Robert was a carnivore, so he ate two of the sheep and got really fat so he couldn't fly anymore. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The sheep licked him and suddenly Robert got all swolen up and couldn't breathe. Cthulu laughed at Robert until the Aflac duck and a ton of pigeons showed up and scared his soulless-soul out of Walmart. The Aflac duck cured Robert of his allergies and made him invincible and told him he was to be a power ranger. Robert made a duck face and slapped the Aflac duck. Then he lifted him up and flew around Walmart with him. Sadly, Robert was drunk and crashed into a wall and was swarmed by fangirls. Little did he realize that he'd fallen on Harry Styles from One Direction. Suddenly a dancing banana named George began dancing with Harry Styles.

    One day a pterodactyl named Robert was hiding from Cthulu in Walmart when all of the sudden Elmo ambushed him from the crate of apples. Elmo stole Robert's burrito then flew away on a rainbow filled with happiness and sunshine. Robert wanted to see if Elmo was okay, and ended up flying into the rafters on the ceiling and fell into checkout aisle 9, where Cthulu happened to be checking out. Cthulu picked Robert up and put him on the checout desk, where he succesfully bought Robert and now owned him. Cthulu dressed Robert up as a cabbage and started nomming on his wing. Robert flapped his wing in his face then flew to aisle 7. He found a Dumbledora the explorer backpack and pretended he was saving hogwarts from the evil swiper. In the process of playing this game, he accidentally knocked over elderly people and fled to aisle 14, where he found capes and toy lightsabers and dressed up as Obi-Wan Kenobi. He flew around until he found Cthulu and dive-bombed him. "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cthulu was exploded but now lived as a ghost. He went to the fridge in the back and let all the sheep out, which were Robert's only weakness. Robert was a carnivore, so he ate two of the sheep and got really fat so he couldn't fly anymore. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The sheep licked him and suddenly Robert got all swolen up and couldn't breathe. Cthulu laughed at Robert until the Aflac duck and a ton of pigeons showed up and scared his soulless-soul out of Walmart. The Aflac duck cured Robert of his allergies and made him invincible and told him he was to be a power ranger. Robert made a duck face and slapped the Aflac duck. Then he lifted him up and flew around Walmart with him. Sadly, Robert was drunk and crashed into a wall and was swarmed by fangirls. Little did he realize that he'd fallen on Harry Styles from One Direction. Suddenly a dancing banana named George began dancing with Harry Styles. Robert was so appalled that he died.



    I got a new cat today. His name is Jayfeather :)

    One day a pterodactyl named Robert was hiding from Cthulu in Walmart when all of the sudden Elmo ambushed him from the crate of apples. Elmo stole Robert's burrito then flew away on a rainbow filled with happiness and sunshine. Robert wanted to see if Elmo was okay, and ended up flying into the rafters on the ceiling and fell into checkout aisle 9, where Cthulu happened to be checking out. Cthulu picked Robert up and put him on the checout desk, where he succesfully bought Robert and now owned him. Cthulu dressed Robert up as a cabbage and started nomming on his wing. Robert flapped his wing in his face then flew to aisle 7. He found a Dumbledora the explorer backpack and pretended he was saving hogwarts from the evil swiper. In the process of playing this game, he accidentally knocked over elderly people and fled to aisle 14, where he found capes and toy lightsabers and dressed up as Obi-Wan Kenobi. He flew around until he found Cthulu and dive-bombed him. "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cthulu was exploded but now lived as a ghost. He went to the fridge in the back and let all the sheep out, which were Robert's only weakness. Robert was a carnivore, so he ate two of the sheep and got really fat so he couldn't fly anymore. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The sheep licked him and suddenly Robert got all swolen up and couldn't breathe. Cthulu laughed at Robert until the Aflac duck and a ton of pigeons showed up and scared his soulless-soul out of Walmart. The Aflac duck cured Robert of his allergies and made him invincible and told him he was to be a power ranger. Robert made a duck face and slapped the Aflac duck. Then he lifted him up and flew around Walmart with him. Sadly, Robert was drunk and crashed into a wall and was swarmed by fangirls. Little did he realize that he'd fallen on Harry Styles from One Direction. Suddenly a dancing banana named George began dancing with Harry Styles. Robert was so appalled that he died.
    George and Harry danced on Robert's dead body and drank a milkshake.


    I like Jayfeather already :) Jayfeather is one of my favorite cats

    One day a pterodactyl named Robert was hiding from Cthulu in Walmart when all of the sudden Elmo ambushed him from the crate of apples. Elmo stole Robert's burrito then flew away on a rainbow filled with happiness and sunshine. Robert wanted to see if Elmo was okay, and ended up flying into the rafters on the ceiling and fell into checkout aisle 9, where Cthulu happened to be checking out. Cthulu picked Robert up and put him on the checout desk, where he succesfully bought Robert and now owned him. Cthulu dressed Robert up as a cabbage and started nomming on his wing. Robert flapped his wing in his face then flew to aisle 7. He found a Dumbledora the explorer backpack and pretended he was saving hogwarts from the evil swiper. In the process of playing this game, he accidentally knocked over elderly people and fled to aisle 14, where he found capes and toy lightsabers and dressed up as Obi-Wan Kenobi. He flew around until he found Cthulu and dive-bombed him. "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cthulu was exploded but now lived as a ghost. He went to the fridge in the back and let all the sheep out, which were Robert's only weakness. Robert was a carnivore, so he ate two of the sheep and got really fat so he couldn't fly anymore. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The sheep licked him and suddenly Robert got all swolen up and couldn't breathe. Cthulu laughed at Robert until the Aflac duck and a ton of pigeons showed up and scared his soulless-soul out of Walmart. The Aflac duck cured Robert of his allergies and made him invincible and told him he was to be a power ranger. Robert made a duck face and slapped the Aflac duck. Then he lifted him up and flew around Walmart with him. Sadly, Robert was drunk and crashed into a wall and was swarmed by fangirls. Little did he realize that he'd fallen on Harry Styles from One Direction. Suddenly a dancing banana named George began dancing with Harry Styles. Robert was so appalled that he died.
    George and Harry danced on Robert's dead body and drank a milkshake. Then they decided to have a wedding and got married right on top of Robert in the shoe section of Walmart.

    One day a pterodactyl named Robert was hiding from Cthulu in Walmart when all of the sudden Elmo ambushed him from the crate of apples. Elmo stole Robert's burrito then flew away on a rainbow filled with happiness and sunshine. Robert wanted to see if Elmo was okay, and ended up flying into the rafters on the ceiling and fell into checkout aisle 9, where Cthulu happened to be checking out. Cthulu picked Robert up and put him on the checout desk, where he succesfully bought Robert and now owned him. Cthulu dressed Robert up as a cabbage and started nomming on his wing. Robert flapped his wing in his face then flew to aisle 7. He found a Dumbledora the explorer backpack and pretended he was saving hogwarts from the evil swiper. In the process of playing this game, he accidentally knocked over elderly people and fled to aisle 14, where he found capes and toy lightsabers and dressed up as Obi-Wan Kenobi. He flew around until he found Cthulu and dive-bombed him. "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cthulu was exploded but now lived as a ghost. He went to the fridge in the back and let all the sheep out, which were Robert's only weakness. Robert was a carnivore, so he ate two of the sheep and got really fat so he couldn't fly anymore. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The sheep licked him and suddenly Robert got all swolen up and couldn't breathe. Cthulu laughed at Robert until the Aflac duck and a ton of pigeons showed up and scared his soulless-soul out of Walmart. The Aflac duck cured Robert of his allergies and made him invincible and told him he was to be a power ranger. Robert made a duck face and slapped the Aflac duck. Then he lifted him up and flew around Walmart with him. Sadly, Robert was drunk and crashed into a wall and was swarmed by fangirls. Little did he realize that he'd fallen on Harry Styles from One Direction. Suddenly a dancing banana named George began dancing with Harry Styles. Robert was so appalled that he died.
    George and Harry danced on Robert's dead body and drank a milkshake. Then they decided to have a wedding and got married right on top of Robert in the shoe section of Walmart. George kissed Harry then fell asleep in his hair.

    One day a pterodactyl named Robert was hiding from Cthulu in Walmart when all of the sudden Elmo ambushed him from the crate of apples. Elmo stole Robert's burrito then flew away on a rainbow filled with happiness and sunshine. Robert wanted to see if Elmo was okay, and ended up flying into the rafters on the ceiling and fell into checkout aisle 9, where Cthulu happened to be checking out. Cthulu picked Robert up and put him on the checout desk, where he succesfully bought Robert and now owned him. Cthulu dressed Robert up as a cabbage and started nomming on his wing. Robert flapped his wing in his face then flew to aisle 7. He found a Dumbledora the explorer backpack and pretended he was saving hogwarts from the evil swiper. In the process of playing this game, he accidentally knocked over elderly people and fled to aisle 14, where he found capes and toy lightsabers and dressed up as Obi-Wan Kenobi. He flew around until he found Cthulu and dive-bombed him. "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cthulu was exploded but now lived as a ghost. He went to the fridge in the back and let all the sheep out, which were Robert's only weakness. Robert was a carnivore, so he ate two of the sheep and got really fat so he couldn't fly anymore. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The sheep licked him and suddenly Robert got all swolen up and couldn't breathe. Cthulu laughed at Robert until the Aflac duck and a ton of pigeons showed up and scared his soulless-soul out of Walmart. The Aflac duck cured Robert of his allergies and made him invincible and told him he was to be a power ranger. Robert made a duck face and slapped the Aflac duck. Then he lifted him up and flew around Walmart with him. Sadly, Robert was drunk and crashed into a wall and was swarmed by fangirls. Little did he realize that he'd fallen on Harry Styles from One Direction. Suddenly a dancing banana named George began dancing with Harry Styles. Robert was so appalled that he died.
    George and Harry danced on Robert's dead body and drank a milkshake. Then they decided to have a wedding and got married right on top of Robert in the shoe section of Walmart. George kissed Harry then fell asleep in his hair. Harry was so happy that he turned into a pinata and exploded confetti all over the store.

    One day a pterodactyl named Robert was hiding from Cthulu in Walmart when all of the sudden Elmo ambushed him from the crate of apples. Elmo stole Robert's burrito then flew away on a rainbow filled with happiness and sunshine. Robert wanted to see if Elmo was okay, and ended up flying into the rafters on the ceiling and fell into checkout aisle 9, where Cthulu happened to be checking out. Cthulu picked Robert up and put him on the checout desk, where he succesfully bought Robert and now owned him. Cthulu dressed Robert up as a cabbage and started nomming on his wing. Robert flapped his wing in his face then flew to aisle 7. He found a Dumbledora the explorer backpack and pretended he was saving hogwarts from the evil swiper. In the process of playing this game, he accidentally knocked over elderly people and fled to aisle 14, where he found capes and toy lightsabers and dressed up as Obi-Wan Kenobi. He flew around until he found Cthulu and dive-bombed him. "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cthulu was exploded but now lived as a ghost. He went to the fridge in the back and let all the sheep out, which were Robert's only weakness. Robert was a carnivore, so he ate two of the sheep and got really fat so he couldn't fly anymore. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The sheep licked him and suddenly Robert got all swolen up and couldn't breathe. Cthulu laughed at Robert until the Aflac duck and a ton of pigeons showed up and scared his soulless-soul out of Walmart. The Aflac duck cured Robert of his allergies and made him invincible and told him he was to be a power ranger. Robert made a duck face and slapped the Aflac duck. Then he lifted him up and flew around Walmart with him. Sadly, Robert was drunk and crashed into a wall and was swarmed by fangirls. Little did he realize that he'd fallen on Harry Styles from One Direction. Suddenly a dancing banana named George began dancing with Harry Styles. Robert was so appalled that he died.
    George and Harry danced on Robert's dead body and drank a milkshake. Then they decided to have a wedding and got married right on top of Robert in the shoe section of Walmart. George kissed Harry then fell asleep in his hair. Harry was so happy that he turned into a pinata and exploded confetti all over the store. George did a quick banana dance on the confetti corpse of Harry. Then he cried so much that walmart flooded, and the narrator began imagining Morgan Freeman's voice.


    Sorry I've been gone, family problems

    It's okay, I'm just glad ur back.


    LOL Morgan Freeman voice XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I think the story is long enough. XD Morgan Freeman voice.........*shakes head in happiness, crying with laughter*

    Omigod XD That would be REALLY weird XD I can see it now. If he narrated my life, every two seconds he'd be like "WTF?!?!?"

    Morgan Freeman AND Chuck Norris narrating! That would be hilarious XD


    Constantly: "And she went out to the living room to play Dragon Age and mentally fangirl over Zevran and Alistair while making jokes at them out loud, and then quotes Oghren and announces her hatred for Sten"

    XD


    I am sad