How the heck did I end up in The Binding of Isaac?! (Jump in!)

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    Super Envy smirked, then pulled out The Book of Belial. "Oh, Shi!!!" Before he could finish Super Envy used the book. Rosaline immediately used Psychic to move everyone aside from Super Envy and Super Sloth, she used Psychic again to throw the two sins out of the room. "Oh God, they weakened the seal!!!" She started to panic. "Does anyone have a Book of Revelations???" Sebastian had fallen to the floor, and was writhing in pain.
    A voice, unknown of origin, spoke: "Take my momentos, and let him live." Two items appeared, a katana with the shape of a dragon's head at the bottom of the hilt, and a pair of red-lens goggles. She threw the goggles onto Sebastian, and immediately the writhing stopped. Sebastian was careful to put them on perfectly. He stood up. "Thank you, Great Grandfather." He picked up the katana, then handed his cleaver to Lia. "Don't ask who he was."
    OOC: the goggles appearance: http://www.google.com/imgres?i…bs=1&sa=X&ved=0CDAQrQMwAg

    James went threw another door,and saw that there was an item room atached to it."I am taking that!"

    The remaining two Vis were eyeing Sebastian, but soon they couldn't even look. "I always thought this was purely decorative..." He said, putting the sword away. He looked at Rosaline. "How's the items situation coming along???"
    Rosaline grinned. "Lets just say I love juice." She giggled, sipping the box of Jesus Juice that nobody else had gone for.
    Sebastian sighed in bliss. "That was a close one..." He lifted one side of the goggles and noted that the seal was back to regular strength. "Alright, looks like I'm in the clear, but just in case..." He took out every single bomb in his inventory and threw them all into the room that Super Envy and Super Sloth had been shoved into. "Holy ####!!!" Super Envy said before dying. He went into the room, and walking back into the spawn room holding the book with the katana. "May this be the last anyone sees of this book..." He destroyed it, cutting it neatly in half. He took the goggles off and wasn't affected by anything. "Who'd of thunk it, the goggles restored the seal..." He put them in his pocket.

    OOC: Super Envy and Super Sloth used the book of belial to try and break the seal on the demon that is inside Sebastian, but the spirit of his great grandfather sent down two items, a dragon katana, and a pair of red lensed goggles, the goggles repaired the seal and the katana is a weapon, and Sebastian gave your character the butcher's cleaver he had, just look at previous posts for more details...ITS WHAT I ALWAYS DO.


    Sebastian and Rosaline went into a different room and immediately left it. "661 Vis, what the hell!?!?!" He went into a different room to see a shop. "Hmm, got any coins???" He asked nobody in particular.

    Sebastian looked around and saw a colored rock. He tried several different times to break it with his moves. Rosaline then just lifted with psychic and smashed it against the wall, revealing a dime. "Show off." He said, not really meaning it, which was obvious because of the way he said it.
    Rosaline giggled. "It doesn't help you kept missing it."

    A massive burst of golden energy lit the room and pieces of eggshell went flying in all directions. A small golden dragon was curled, asleep in my arms. Most of the Isaac characters marveled at the sight except Judas and Cain who agreed it was useless. I glared at them.

    James looked at the egg and decided to say something from the movie."An egg will wait thousands of years to find it's rider"

    "Dude, how corny can you be???" Sebastian said in amazement.
    Rosaline smiled, then had an idea. "Lia, touch it." She giggled, knowing what would happen, because she had read the books, as had Sebastian [I have all the books in real life].

    I looked at everyone and slowly stroked the dragons scales. It looked at me and when I touched it's head a searing pain shot into my hand. I winced and muttered
    "burning...burning...burning...nothing."

    "Wait a minute..." he went behind the baby dragon. "Hmm???" He heard a noise, and caught something that would have hit the Dragon. He threw it down in disgust, careful not to hit anyone. It was the nail. "Good grief, her tactics are getting more and more cutthroat..."

    The creature in question was Karalynn. "Only a fellow Pokémon can kill me, oh, by the way..." She flung another nail, and it grazed Sebastian. "That will take affect by the time you reach me and Satan in The Sheol, so for now, so long!!!" She said cheerfully, teleporting away, but not after flipping off Lia. >:D


    Sebastian looked at the punctured skin. "No..." He punched the wall. "Now Malak is guaranteed a 'Get out of jail free card', now he'll have the chance again!!!" >:(


    Rosaline just stood there, a shocked expression on her face. :o