Here is where I will post my writing. Note: This is all copyrighted and you can get in very big trouble for plagiarising it.
This first piece I wrote when I was nine. True story, bro.
Explodin' Ravioli
James ----, my old man,
Once thought that he could open a can.
So I let him get my lunch,
But he's the one I want to punch!
I mean, sure, he got it open,
But, of course, it was explodin'!
So guess what's all over me?
Ahh, man, my Ravioli!!
This next poem was written in a cemetery.
Lonely Roads
Lonely roads and hungry ghosts
Abandoned dreams and fallen hopes
Memories of past lives
Skeletons of buried wives
Men, women, and children, too
Rest in pieces, watching you.