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Stupid dumb plot bunnies.....(sulks)
/thoughts/ "talks"
Enjoy ;) heres part one, based off
Diamonds blue eyes shot open as her drama teacher read out the words.
"Diamond, Eric, you two will be preforming the Tabitha and Napoleon routine from "So you think that you can dance," season 8." She felt Eric stiffen next to her.
Okay. She knew they were preforming dances from popular shows, but this one?! Come on!
Her hand popped into the air, almost of it's own accord. Ms. Turner barely looked up from the clipboard, raising an eyebrow. "Yes?"
She said the first thing that popped into her head."Is'nt that inappropriate?"
"So is our dance." She heard Sosome grumble next to her. Her partner Tyler's face was still red; they had to preform 'Everybody talks' from Glee. ( and what? Its AU/crossover, i can do what i want)
"Do you really think this school will still get funding if we encouraged our students to dance like hookers?" Ms. Turner asked plainly, getting a laugh from the rest of the students.
"Yeah, if they're perverts." Roxias called, earning a bigger laugh and an eyeroll from the dark haired girl sitting next to him. Diamond's cheeks burned.
"Mr.Bear. Since you seem so eager to dance, I suppose you would like to change to it from your place in the chorus?" Ms. Turners voice was as icy as her eyes.
Roxias nodded emphatically. "Yes please."
"Well then pick a name and a style out of the hats." The teacher countered, shaking the two objects.
Roxias gave his 'arn't I awesome' grin as he trotted down the theatre rows to the stage where Ms. Turner stood waiting.
He grinned when he read the slips of paper, speaking loudly into the offered microphone. "Tadd and Jordan, season of so you think you can dance,( watch it and compare!) with..." He paused,"Vera Rice!"
"God, you really hate me, don't you?" Vera said in a monotone as Roxias returned to his seat next to her.
"Aw come on babe-"
"You call me that again you die."
"Ahem." Ms. Turner cleared her throat loudly. "If you don't mind?"
Diamond snickered, tapping Eric. He leaned down from his towering hieght of 6'6 so she could whisper, "Don't they like each other?"
He shrugged, murmuring "They're seniors. We're sophomores. I haven't really talked to them, though I think he gave me a swirly once."
End of part one
Oh wait- BONUS CLIP
"And last-" the students let out sighs of relief-"but not least, Dallas and Jordan will be preforming the so you think you can dance season 10 cha cha."
"WOOOOOOOO!"
"Mr. Oak, please sit down."

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Oh yeah. And serontos preforming.....TA DA! (Tell me I didn't do a good job picking these. Tell me.)
Please watch the entire clips!

Part two
(Stupid Plot bunnies
Btw, the students are the couples as mentioned in part one.)
“Okay.” Mrs. Blankenhorn clapped her hands. “Now, do you two know eachother?”
Eric nodded. “Yeah.” He and Diamond were in their high school’s dance studio (It’s a school for the arts, okay?) working with the dance teacher on their routine while the other dance students looked on. ( I am so evil!).
“Okay. Now, I want to make it very clear that ,yes, you will be dancing together in a slightly…..intimate way,” several wolf whistles were heard,” But that does not mean that you should be uncomfortable. However, you do need to be in character.” She turned the projector back on; it had just played the routine. “Can anyone tell me what the story here is?” A couple hands went up.
“Ms. Jones?”
“It’s about two best friends who fall in love.”
Eric felt his face begin to flush; out of the corner of his eye he saw Diamond bury a bright red face in her hands. ‘Two best friends who fall in love’, eh? Let’s do the math.
Him+Diamond=Best friends.
Them+This dance=Awkward.
Not to mention the whole kiss at the end. Which was weirdly less awkward, since it was a stage kiss. But whatever. Insignificant detail.
“Now, I think that the main problem in this dance will be either chemistry or the height issue.” The teacher continued, oblivious. “There are some moments where height will be a major problem, since Mr. Hearth is an entire foot taller than Ms. Star.” A few snickers. “If you two could work on that at home as well?”
“Yeah, sure.” Diamond affirmed, redness gone from her face. As usual, she had shrugged off any awkwardness, instead putting on a smile and an attitude. Unlike himself, whose face was still as red as his hair.
“Now, our next dance will be performed by Mr. Bear and Ms. Rice.”
“Soon to be Mrs. Bear, once she finally admits that she’s madly in love with me.”
“Do you want to be castrated?!”
“Ahem.” The teacher coughed and played the clip.
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By the end, the class was hooting, Roxias was laughing, and Vera looked like she was about to punch somebody.
“You. Are. KIDDING ME.” She grumbled, low enough that only her best friend Serafina heard her.
“Aw come on V. It’s not that bad.” Sera tried to encourage her best friend but ended up just getting a bad case of the giggles. Vera gave her a murderous look.
Even Mrs. Blankenhorn was grinning. “Next is Mr.Oak and Mrs. Rose.”
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Again, hootin’ an hollerin’, as we say down south.
“This is gonna be AWESOME!”
“Dallas, that’s insanely hard! I can’t be that coordinated!”
“Well, maybe, but you CAN be that sexy. Plus,” Jordan turned as scarlet as her last name,” We have natural chemistry.” Jordan rolled her eyes, both at her boyfriend and the many catcalls from their audience.
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The shuffling noises of chairs and backpacks accompanied the teachers voice. ”We will continue this tomorrow, and begin the official choreography. However, I would like you to try and practice tonight.
“Hey babe, you wanna come over to my place and practice the part where I take off your clothes?”
“How bout we practice the part where I get out of the bed and leave?”
“You’ll still have to come over and get in my bed.”
“Go screw yerself.”
“Or you could help.”
“Are you guys done flirting?!” Diamond demanded, raising an eyebrow at the older teens.
“Nope.” Roxias replied cheerfully.
Vera flushed slightly.”I am NOT flirting with him!”
“Of course you are babe. That’s how I know you love me.”
“Call me babe again and you die.”
“Notice she’s not denying her love.”
“The day I love you is nonexistent.”
Oddly, Roxias didn’t have a response.

@ BB, I love your new siggy. And I completly support Borra.

Part 3 (you're welcome)

Part 3
"How are we supposed to do that?!" Diamond demanded, slightly awestruck.
She and Eric were watching-and re-watching- their routine on YouTube. And Diamond was absolutely freaking out.
From the dance.
Not the kiss.
That didn't have to do with anything.
She felt warm breath on her cheek(he was watching over her shoulder,) as Eric asked,"How are we supposed to do the beginning? I'm a foot taller than you."
Weirdly, she felt the hairs on her spine begin to go up.
"We could ask Ms. Turner for a new routine." She suggested, pausing the video and turning......
To see that he had moved to sitting on her bed. (Heh heh heh. I love teasing you guys.)
He rolled his eyes."No, you know Ms. Turner. She'll just make fun of us in front of the class."
Diamond gave him a moan/pout, crossing her arms.
"D, are you gonna storm?" Eric smirked, referring to the blonde's famous tantrums.
She turned red. "No!" She snapped.
He smirked, grey eyes glinting."See, you're doing it!"
/Since when have I noticed what color his eyes are?!/
"Shut up!"
"Nope."
"I will hit you!"
"We have to practice first."
Diamond gave him her best death glare.
His expression changed from joking to serious." We really do need to practice."
"Just in case you haven't noticed in the last 16 years, there's no room in here." Diamond pointed out, swiveling in her chair.
Her room was very small, with only a desk, closet, bed, and dresser.
"We could practice the becoming on the bed." Eric offered.
"I think you just want to get me in bed." She teased, sitting to next to him and pulling out her iPod, opening YouTube.
He rolled his eyes and leaned down to see the screen.
"Okay, so you're a lot taller, but I think we can make this work."
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"Okay, so for the first part we have to share the bed."
Vera looked warily at her all to eager partner, currently under the sheets of HER large, comfy bed.
"Hey, this is a really nice bed."
"Whatever." She growled, angry that Roxias was even in her room. She had moved her bedside table around and placed her laptop on it so it was now in front of her bed. "I'll pull up a link and we can work off that."
"Or, how bout this."
She raised an eyebrow at him.
"Okay, so you get on the bed."
The eyebrow went higher.
"Get under the covers.
Mouth got tighter.
"And we just do what comes naturally." He said with a wink.
Her hair crackled with static electricity, her brown eyes turning black. "Okay, look. I am not one of your stupid, blonde, idiotic playthings." She spat the word out like it was acid. "I get that you've slipped into the habit of being an ass, but you better knock it off or I will both kick you ass and call the cops for sexual harassment."
She hadn't realized till then she was poking his chest, almost touching his nose, having apparently walked over from her computer.
"You have really pretty eyes." He murmured suddenly. She could feel his breath on her lips.
She tried to say thanks, but her breath got caught in he throat.
She could see him leaning in, eyes closing-
SMACK!
"What the HELL did I just say?!" She snapped as her rubbed the red mark her hand had left on his face, jaw open.

Heh hehe heh....did I mention I love teasing you guys?

LOL

That video is very,very true.
For valentines day we should all agree to NOT do any knod of event.
I do like that I get free chocolate from my friend. (She gets like a billion candy gram things. )

Wait, what?
Vera: Tgats actually a really clothe plot twist....