I Feel Like A Monster! (Guy needed!)

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    After a brief moment, I pulled away. I pressed my forehead to hers, looking intently into her eyes. "But I do have a question, you know." I said. "Do you love me?" I asked, moving one of my hands from her waist to cup her cheek.


    00C- Holy sh-t I suck at romance X3


    Audrey held his hand that was against her cheek and looked into his eyes, her grey eyes sparkling. "Yes, yes. I love you." She said with a smile, her cheeks pink still.


    (Ha, don't worry so do I. 8))

    I grinned and gave one peck on her lips before sitting back on the couch. "Now... God damn it, look!" I exclaimed with a horrified expression. "Audrey!" He cried, grabbing her shoulders and shook them, trying hard not to laugh. "The brownies have gone cold!" He said, flopping down on the couch with a dramatic sigh.

    I rolled over on my stomach, burying my head into a pillow. "It's not fair!" I yelled into the pillow, my voice slightly muffled. I sighed and sat back up and took a bite of a brownie. "Well, f-ck yeah, they still taste good!" I exclaimed, chewing on the brownie with a child-like smile.

    "Nope!" I said, slapping her head away. "Not until you admit I'm awesome. You didn't say it earlier, so you have to now." I said, crossing my arms with a smirk.


    Audrey smirked mischievously. "Let me have a brownie!" She screamed before taking him, both off them falling off the back of the couch. Audrey scrambled to her feet and ran to the plate, snatching one up and stuffing it in her mouth. "Ha!"

    I groaned, shaking my head with a smile. "Alright, alright, you got one. Now, I have to go take a shower." I said, heading over to the bathroom.

    I laughed as I poked my head from the bathroom doorway. "And you have fun with that. But make sure to leave me some~" I purred, snickering as I closed the bathroom door. I undressed and turned on the hot-water. I then entered the shower and began to wash. It would take a good ten minutes before I came out because I never liked taking short showers.


    Audrey rolled her eyes and turned on SpongeBob, eating another brownie. She watched as the maid passed by, giving her a glare. Audrey gave her the finger and stuck her tongue out at her.

    After getting out, an awesome idea came into mind. I sneaked into the kitchen, grabbing a large cracker box, and only using that to cover my groin. I walked into the living-room completely naked besides the box I held in front of my man-hood. I took a cracker from the box and waved to her. "Hey, how's it goin'?
    I asked casually, chewing on the cracker.


    Audrey turned and squealed, covering her face with her pale hands. She laughed. "Toris!" She squealed, keeping her hands over her face.


    (Is that from Burlesque? ^_^)

    00C- Yuppers, I just decided I'd use it since he just got out of the shower! X3! It's so funny


    "What?!" He asked, putting one of his hands up in confusion. He put on a cheeky grin and walked closer. "Hey, you want a cracker?" He asked, nudging her shoulder. "Huh?Huh? They're good~" I sang, laughing slightly as I did so.


    Audrey shook her head with a laugh, not moving her hands from her face. "No, Toris, I don't want a cracker!" She squealed, her cheeks pink.


    (Amazing my friend. *high five*)

    00C- Walks off with 'We are the champions' in the background.



    He got closer. "Aw, no. I think you want one~" He purred, smirking and doing an eyebrow dance.


    Audrey laughed, shaking her head. "Toris, stop it." She giggled, so tempted to peek over at him but thought she better not. She rolled her eyes and scoffed, her heart thumping against her chest.


    (Hell yes lol)

    I laughed even more, getting even closer. "Oh, come on. I know you want some of my crackers, huh?" I asked, then leaning down to put my mouth to her ear. "Just one?~" I purred, then pulled away, snickering slightly. "How are you not tempted to eat one of my crackers? They are awesome crackers. They make you awesome!" I exclaimed.