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Exactly why do you hate Germany?
If you had to choose between a box of tomatoes and seeing Spain, which would you choose?
Exactly why do you hate Germany?
Because I think that Germany is just using my brother instead of being his real friend. I'm afraid he's going to hurt him by this one day...
If you had to choose between a box of tomatoes and seeing Spain, which would you choose?
Um, the box of tomatoes. Obviously.
Why must you be such a great brother?!
Why must you be such a great brother?!
That's nice that you think so... Errm, I don't really think I'm that great, so I don't know how to answer. Wait... you aren't being sarcastic, are you?! -_-
Nope. No sarcasm. Another question!
Would you happy or sad if all the tomatoes in the world were given to you?
I would be happy! How can you not love tomatoes?! But I'd be sure to plant some seeds and to keep them away from Spain... He'd probably try to take them all, the b*stard.
But then you'd have to watch them slowly begin to rot 'cause there's too many. Then there'd be like a million rotten tomatoes around your house.
[color=white]W-well... I didn't think about it that way. That's depressing... I'd probably just try to eat them all before they rot, and save the seeds to plant later.
Then you'd get fat.
[font=trebuchet ms][color=white]Yeah, so? It'd be worth it.
Would it really?
[font=trebuchet ms][color=white]Yeah! I won't be that fat, they're only tomatoes, not like burgers or anything.
But did you know that too many tomatoes can kill you?
[font=trebuchet ms][color=white]There's no such thing as too many tomatoes!!
There is such a thing. It's called: Eating so many tomatoes that your brain cells become diluted with tomato juice and then you die.
[font=trebuchet ms][color=white]Pfft, no there isn't.... You're lying...
If that's a lie then Veneziano is a genius.
[font=trebuchet ms][color=white]Uhh... How?