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"Have you ever heard of the 66 seals? They are 66 seals among about 600 that, if broken, set Lucifer free to walk among the people. The first seal was broken when a young man named Cartman killed a Jewish boy to become dictator. The ginger was the righteous man that spilt blood in Hell, breaking the first seal. The rest of the seals have been breaking to swiftly for anyone's liking. One thing has been helping the demons break these seals more than anything, the war between Scoot Tenorman and Eric Cartman. As the total number of broken seals draw closer to 66, angels have begun to fall from heaven, losing faith in their God, their own father. Angels walk among you every day. But you would never be able to tell unless they wanted you to know," a rather small man in a trench coat was sitting on a bench, murmuring a story to a few small, brave children that dared listen to him despite their mothers' orders to stay hidden. But of course, that was back before this man -- no, this angel -- had found a small town of South Park. He was now accompanied by his older brother, an archangel, and the Jewish boy who started it all, Kyle. The redhead had been ressurcted by the angel in the trench coat awhile before they arrived at the heart of heaven's troubles. Some of his brothers were hiding among the living, so well that even he was unaware who they were. But he would have to find them soon if he wanted to prevent the rising of Lucifer.
[i know it sucks, but whatevs]