somebody...please...save me from my boredom!!!

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    *doing vertical splits*
    Jeez, no wonder why so many tween girls wear these things.
    They're comfy as f*ck.

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    I'll go my way, till the end of time.



    *pops up* JESUS. TINY YOGA PANTS ARE NOT FOR GUYS DUDE. NO. JUST. . . NO. IT F*CKIN' MAKES YO JUUNK WAAAAAY TOO OBVIOUS. STICK TO FRICKIN' SWEATPANTS AND JEANS. JUST. . . BLOODY JUSTIN BIEBER ON A POPSICLE STICK, IT AIN'T NATURAL FOR YA. *cough*Imightconsider bootyshortsthough*cough* I MEAN SERIOUSLY, F*CKIN' BLOODY HELL. *pours gasoline all over myself and strikes a match*






    [c] Moon Wolf

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    I'll go my way, till the end of time.



    JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE! *drops the match*


    Eris:*uses a firehose, blasting away with water* Everything'ss all good. :)


    FUUUUUUUUUU- *gargling water and no longer covered in gasoline*


    Eris: *shuts off the water* Maybe try telling him in a nice way without suiciding that those f*cking yoga pants DO NOT LOOK F*CKING GOOD ON HIM. Also, he just called you babe, for, like, the first time ever. Maybe you s6hould use the magical power of boobies on him. Remember what your dad said.


    Oh, jeesh. don't remind me. *takes in a deep breath* and steps in Magey's view* Babe? *lifts front of my shirt up in epic boob (by which I actually mean bra, cause I don't go without bras) flash*








    [c] Moon Wolf

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    I'll soar on silent wings to rain death and destruction on my enemies



    But... Moon....
    Yoga pants are life.


    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS.
    *coma*




    [c] Moon Wolf

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    I'll go my way, till the end of time.



    The power of boobs compels you!






    [c] Moon Wolf

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    I'll soar on silent wings to rain death and destruction on my enemies



    *coma*


    Rune: Sooo.... Why the sudden flash?





    [c] Moon Wolf

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    I'll go my way, till the end of time.



    Because tiny yoga pants are downright deisturbing on guys.*drops shirt* I needed a distraction.*pulls a blanket over Magey*






    [c] Moon Wolf

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    I'll soar on silent wings to rain death and destruction on my enemies



    Rune: Oh...... But you know when he wakes up he's going to go back to yoga again.





    [c] Moon Wolf

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    I'll go my way, till the end of time.



    *burning the pair of yoga pants Magey was wearing* :)






    [c] Moon Wolf

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    I'll soar on silent wings to rain death and destruction on my enemies



    Rune: I'm not even gonna ask how you got those pants off so quickly.





    [c] Moon Wolf

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    I'll go my way, till the end of time.



    It's easy. 8)






    [c] Moon Wolf

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    I'll soar on silent wings to rain death and destruction on my enemies



    Rune: But what if he wakes up and doesn't realise he has no pants on and goes back to yoga?





    [c] Moon Wolf

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    I'll go my way, till the end of time.



    *puts a stiff skirt on Magey* CX






    [c] Moon Wolf

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    I'll soar on silent wings to rain death and destruction on my enemies



    Rune: Now that's just cruel.





    [c] Moon Wolf

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    I'll go my way, till the end of time.



    If it stops him from doing yoga in clothes not meant for guys it is worth it.






    [c] Moon Wolf

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    I'll go my way, till the end of time.



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    [c] Moon Wolf

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    I'll soar on silent wings to rain death and destruction on my enemies



    *sleeping*


    Rune: Well now he's sleeping.





    [c] Moon Wolf

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    I'll go my way, till the end of time.



    *curls up with Magey*






    [c] Moon Wolf

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    I'll go my way, till the end of time.



    *wolf shifts and curls up around Magey*






    [c] Moon Wolf